Caption Competition #228 May 6, 2022 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments…
“Now, just like in Oriental Martial Arts, we bow to each other before we begin the Kata. — Oopsie! I stood too close!”
In an earlier cut of the film Deadpool was confused about what it meant to “break the fourth wall”. Deadpool is about to be hit where it don’t grow back.
*muffled* “Hi, yes, hello. I’d like two pieces of breast meat, a strawberry shake, and some mayo please.”
This points out the possible benefits of cosplaying. As Ron White said, “You’ve seen one pair, you want to see them all.”
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan two stately pleasure domes decree.
“My superpowers detect that you want to give me a blow job.”
Shade, you’re not allowed to be that erudite on this website.
You win!
“Gee, your hair smells terrific!”
“I thought he said he wanted to MOTIVATE me…”
“I’m telling you, with my superpowers, I can see Uranus.”
DING-DING-DING!!!
By gorry, you /can/ hear ocean!
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“Now, just like in Oriental Martial Arts, we bow to each other before we begin the Kata. —
Oopsie! I stood too close!”
Deadpool soon learns there’s another meaning to the phrase “laying pipe”.
In an earlier cut of the film Deadpool was confused about what it meant to “break the fourth wall”.
Deadpool is about to be hit where it don’t grow back.
“Redheads come with their own warning label, regardless the upfront good-sense disablers.”
*muffled* “Hi, yes, hello. I’d like two pieces of breast meat, a strawberry shake, and some mayo please.”
The first thing a man notices in a woman is her heart. It’s not his fault her tits are in the way.
I know it fell in there. Let me take another look.
This points out the possible benefits of cosplaying. As Ron White said, “You’ve seen one pair, you want to see them all.”
All hail Dead Pool, the least gay super
hero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe!
I don’t care HOW many punches you took to the face, these DON’T work like steaks!
“Can you hear me now?”
“Can you hear me now?”
“Can you hear me now?”
“Can you hear me now?”
Sung to the tune of Lollipop. Motorboat motorboat oh motor motor motor
What kata was that?
Deadpool looked EVERYWHERE for his missing ass.