This one has everything: a naked man, a riding mower, an elderly couple and an excellent outcome.
A Georgia homeowner fatally shot a naked man who tackled his 67-year-old wife off a riding lawnmower and then began attacking both of them.
One would think that any goblin would think twice before trying this on in rural Georgia, but then again, goblins are not generally PhD candidates.
Screams insanity. Sane people don’t go knocking people off lawnmowers, naked.
I actually handled a surprisingly similar case here. And Kansas doesn’t have an insanity defense. We managed to get a reasonable outcome, however . . .