Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. What more would a guy want?
Generous Is As Generous Does
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a woman with tan lines is like chicken; the white parts are the best
That’s raaaayyyyyciss.
Is Buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart? Asking for a friend . . .
Somebody’s been watching too many Kardashian shows…
The real “White Privilege”.
Not much is prettier than a beach with a full moon.
Not much is prettier than a beach with a full moon.
Oh, hey! It’s one of those girls who make the world go ’round!
Yeah, true, but at first glance without my old-man glasses, it looks like a big, white billboard.
Earl Scheib forgot to paint the spoiler.
Ohmagerd!! That thing needs its own postcode/area code!! Hideous!
Built for comfort not for speed. A nice ride either way.
I think we can all agree… our Ermajean is well on her way to astronomers naming her ‘Buns Of Glory’ as the latest recognized planetoid!
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*****
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With only moments to spare before her substantial gravitational forces sent the entire solar system into a cuckoo spin, our Ermajean re-directed her reflective surfaces to dazzle the sun back into orbit!
(According to researchers, such an event was considered impossible, but our Ermajean proved them all wrong!)
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*****
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Preparing for the upcoming grade-school Science Faire, our Ermajean became broadly ‘involved’ with her anatomy demonstration… requiring Emergency Responders to counsel several hundred traumatized students and cow-orkers!
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*****
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As her ‘Buns Of Glory’ prove beyond any reasonable doubt, our Ermajean rarely needed to rent a stadium cushion at the ‘Big Game’!
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*****
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While whiling away the hours on a secluded beach, our Ermajean ‘flashed’ her ‘brilliance’… and astronauts on the far reaches of the unknown caught a glimpse of ‘From Here To Eternity’!
Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. What more would a guy want?
Generous Is As Generous Does
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a woman with tan lines is like chicken; the white parts are the best
That’s raaaayyyyyciss.
Is Buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart? Asking for a friend . . .
Somebody’s been watching too many Kardashian shows…
The real “White Privilege”.
Not much is prettier than a beach with a full moon.
Not much is prettier than a beach with a full moon.
Oh, hey! It’s one of those girls who make the world go ’round!
Yeah, true, but at first glance without my old-man glasses, it looks like a big, white billboard.
Earl Scheib forgot to paint the spoiler.
Ohmagerd!! That thing needs its own postcode/area code!! Hideous!
Built for comfort not for speed. A nice ride either way.
I think we can all agree… our Ermajean is well on her way to astronomers naming her ‘Buns Of Glory’ as the latest recognized planetoid!
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*****
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With only moments to spare before her substantial gravitational forces sent the entire solar system into a cuckoo spin, our Ermajean re-directed her reflective surfaces to dazzle the sun back into orbit!
(According to researchers, such an event was considered impossible, but our Ermajean proved them all wrong!)
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*****
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Preparing for the upcoming grade-school Science Faire, our Ermajean became broadly ‘involved’ with her anatomy demonstration… requiring Emergency Responders to counsel several hundred traumatized students and cow-orkers!
.
*****
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As her ‘Buns Of Glory’ prove beyond any reasonable doubt, our Ermajean rarely needed to rent a stadium cushion at the ‘Big Game’!
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*****
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While whiling away the hours on a secluded beach, our Ermajean ‘flashed’ her ‘brilliance’… and astronauts on the far reaches of the unknown caught a glimpse of ‘From Here To Eternity’!
Although her doctors repeatedly suggested an arm-extension surgery, our Ermajean was content to ‘freshen-up’ with her mail-order rectal swab!
http://www.amazon.com/Bathroom-Comfort-Pregnant-Handicap-Bariatric/dp/B08CV7X6M3
… rectal swabber…
…anal dabber…
… hemorrhoidal slobber-stopper…
Okay Marge, you can stop now.
A Latter-Day Hippie (Very)
The Coppertone girl is all grown up…but the dog has passed away. Fortunately she no longer feels the need of an excuse.
Butt… butt…