From MicroSquish’s Terms of Agreement / Code of Conduct:
a. By agreeing to these Terms, you’re agreeing that, when using the Services, you will follow these rules:
i. Don’t do anything illegal. [check]
ii. Don’t engage in any activity that exploits, harms, or threatens to harm children. [check]
iii. Don’t send spam or engage in phishing. Spam is unwanted or unsolicited bulk email, postings, contact requests, SMS (text messages), instant messages, or similar electronic communications. Phishing is sending emails or other electronic communications to fraudulently or unlawfully induce recipients to reveal personal or sensitive information, such as passwords, dates of birth, Social Security numbers, passport numbers, credit card information, financial information, or other sensitive information, or to gain access to accounts or records, exfiltration of documents or other sensitive information, payment and/or financial benefit. [check]
iv. Don’t publicly display or use the Services to share inappropriate content or material (involving, for example, nudity, bestiality, pornography, offensive language, graphic violence, or criminal activity). [ummmm…]
v. Don’t engage in activity that is fraudulent, false or misleading (e.g., asking for money under false pretenses, impersonating someone else, manipulating the Services to increase play count, or affect rankings, ratings, or comments). [check]
vi. Don’t circumvent any restrictions on access to or availability of the Services. (I dunno what that means, so probably [check].)
vii. Don’t engage in activity that is harmful to you, the Services or others (e.g., transmitting viruses, stalking, posting terrorist or violent extremist content, communicating hate speech, or advocating violence against others). [oops]
viii. Don’t infringe upon the rights of others (e.g., unauthorized sharing of copyrighted music or other copyrighted material, resale or other distribution of Bing maps, or photographs). [check]
ix. Don’t engage in activity that violates the privacy of others. [check]
x. Don’t help others break these rules. [oh fuck off. I can’t help what other people do.]
I’m not sure about the “pornography” one — to the best of my recollection, I’ve never posted any porn.
Unless it’s “art”, of course.
As for the “graphic violence” and “criminal activity”, I’ve never done that either, although I’ve certainly highlighted it (e.g. Dept. of Righteous Shootings).
However, when it comes to “advocating violence against others”, I gotta fess up.
Oh well. Nobody’s perfect.
There was some company that I read about years ago that had put things into their Terms of Service things such as “your soul now belongs to the company” and “you agree to name your first born after our founder” or some other such nonsense. Of course everyone just clicks the agree box and moves on. After several months the company released a statement highlighting the absurd passages in their TOS and announced that they were changing the terms.
JQ
What product from the Beast of Redmond is that from?
No idea. I only use my ancient email addy as a backup, and no other MS products other than Windoze 10.
If there’s too many to hang, can we burn some at the stake too? That will also help increase our carbon footprint.
but the scent of burnt scold is horrendous I’d imagine. Their noise is brutal on the ears, I can only imagine the smell
JQ
“Can you say, ‘Contract of Adhesion’? I know you can. Get out of my courtroom.”