Is there a man alive* who doesn’t get the Warm ‘N Fuzzies from reading this?
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch notes that the alleged robber entered the store and “announced a robbery.” He then allegedly put a knife to the clerk’s throat and demanded money from the cash register.
At one point during the incident a customer who had just exited the store looked through the window and saw the suspect allegedly dragging the clerk “while she was screaming.”
The customer grabbed a pistol from his vehicle, went inside, and confronted the suspect.
The suspect then allegedly walked toward the customer, holding a backpack in outstretched arms and saying, “I have something for you.”
The customer opened fire and the suspect collapsed.
The suspect was pronounced dead at the scene.
When all you can complain about is the grammar (“exited the store”?), it’s a happy day indeed.
Well, except for the “alleged” goblin, but fuck him.
*unless you’re in the Uvalde Police Department, that is.
good. Goblins need to fear the armed citizen since they clearly do not fear the police, prosecutors, judges, prisons, prison guards, parole officers etc.
stealing cattle and horses were once capitol offenses. How come stealing a car doesn’t merit the same sentence? That’s disappointing.
JQ
Were the contents of the backpack revealed?