The @$£^%&* pressure washer blew my house out to sea.
Beach House. Great view. $685,000.
“Owner must sacrifice.”
Sittin’ in the morning sun,
I’ll be sittin’ when the evenin’ come
Nobody don’ need no stinkin’ keyboards…
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“On the bright side: I’m in Jamaica. not Maine.”
your divorce papers have been finalized.
The game of “lighting farts” was a lot more fun when it was somebody else’s house.
Well, shit…
Hello Walls …
“The California Housing Authority is excited to introduce their new model sustainable, carbon-neutral home. Notice the excited comrade homerenter, waiting for the solar oven to heat up a tasty lunch of arugula and dried insects.”
The @$£^%&* pressure washer blew my house out to sea.
Beach House. Great view. $685,000.
“Owner must sacrifice.”
Sittin’ in the morning sun,
I’ll be sittin’ when the evenin’ come
Nobody don’ need no stinkin’ keyboards…
.
“On the bright side: I’m in Jamaica. not Maine.”
your divorce papers have been finalized.
The game of “lighting farts” was a lot more fun when it was somebody else’s house.
Well, shit…
Hello Walls …
“The California Housing Authority is excited to introduce their new model sustainable, carbon-neutral home. Notice the excited comrade homerenter, waiting for the solar oven to heat up a tasty lunch of arugula and dried insects.”
Build Back Better.