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…and boy, the news is extra shitty today.
…and:
…yeah, so remind me why I should get vaccinated again? Hint: never, and fuck off.
…I think we should extend that policy to the un-imprisoned pedophiles as well. Try to convince me I’m wrong.
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…oooh, the Fibbies must be getting fwightened…
…probably a good idea, come to think of it. Not that I’m wishing any kind of physical violence against our beloved federal police force, oh no, not me.
…and the next time some terrified homeowner shoots a fed agent by mistake, of course he’ll be the bad guy.
…but hanging and the firing squad are too Krool & Hartless. Whatever:
…when Captain Slow has a wreck, there’s not much hope for the rest of us. On the other hand, most of us don’t play silly-bugger games in tunnels.
…am I the only one who had a sudden 1941 flashback?
And in (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
…and if her parents aren’t very proud of her, Child Welfare should be called in.
Finally: I’m sick of the news. So instead, here are some Ferraris, suitably accessorized:
So much for the news.