Hoping a fly does a line dance on her nasty button.
If it does, she’ll shoot like Mt Vesuvius.
Gertrude remembering Yorick’s special talent.
With Han out of the picture, Princess Leia’s private life became increasingly bizarre…
NO I have not yet had an orgasm, Keep licking!
And here is a completely different take on “Skull F*king”.
That’s the last time Jim asked her to be a little dirty and give him head.
Hunting over bait.
Once she sharpened the edges of her spatula, “giving head” took on a whole new meaning.
“It was then we realized that Zelda was mad.”
Twatting flies
Though years had passed, Greta never stopped trying to win Klaus’s love.
Was not aware that Sigmund Freud was an artist. That is a seriously disturbing bit of artwork and beats Rorschach by quite a mile.
[self-portrait by the commenter]
“It’s a good thing he’s paying me well,” the model thought. “I’ve posed for some pretty weird shit, but this is next, next, next level shit. A skull and a flyswatter? Nope. Not posing for this guy again.”
Alas, poor Yorick. Flies knew thee well.
Hoping a fly does a line dance on her nasty button.
If it does, she’ll shoot like Mt Vesuvius.
Gertrude remembering Yorick’s special talent.
With Han out of the picture, Princess Leia’s private life became increasingly bizarre…
NO I have not yet had an orgasm, Keep licking!
And here is a completely different take on “Skull F*king”.
That’s the last time Jim asked her to be a little dirty and give him head.
Hunting over bait.
Once she sharpened the edges of her spatula, “giving head” took on a whole new meaning.
“It was then we realized that Zelda was mad.”
Twatting flies
Though years had passed, Greta never stopped trying to win Klaus’s love.
Was not aware that Sigmund Freud was an artist. That is a seriously disturbing bit of artwork and beats Rorschach by quite a mile.
[self-portrait by the commenter]
“It’s a good thing he’s paying me well,” the model thought. “I’ve posed for some pretty weird shit, but this is next, next, next level shit. A skull and a flyswatter? Nope. Not posing for this guy again.”
Alas poor Youlick! I knew him Whoratio.