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And off we go, guns blazing:


…man should have got a medal instead of jail, but let’s not go there.


…fuck you, Secretary Buttplug.


…and not just Europe, either.  As usual, Orban has it right.


…it is.  You lot are going to get flattened.

And now a double feature (no link) from the groves of academe:


…note that Teacher Of The Year #1 is a woman, as was the student, while #2 was just some dirty old (heterosexual) man.  And #1 is fugly, even for a lesbian.


…why not add the number of wee lambs saved, just to be doubleplusextra virtuous?


…at first reading, I thought it said “Gun disease”, but that’s just my old-man eyes, not dementia.  I think.


…actually, Daddy Dearest got whacked because he was a total asshole — the Bible thing was just the final straw.


…our Feelgood Story Of The Day.


…key word:  Iranian.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

   …under the “No Eggs Before the King Law” of 1427.

And finally:

…in the Biblical sense, no doubt.  And some pics of said houri:

 

Now granted, at age 27 she’s a little old for him;  but maybe the boy wants to settle down with someone closer to his own age (47).

And if that ain’t news, I don’t know what is.

9 comments

    1. Mark Chapman is still a hero today and should have received a ticker tape parade and key to the city. He could have had his image on a stamp if he took out Yoko Ono as well.

  2. Mauser, a fine firearm maker. Don’t see enough of their wares in the local shops.

    what the heck is all over that woman’s abdomen? DiCaprio probably could have done better.

    I’m not a big follower of the Royal Family of England but the bashing of Elizabeth II is just too far. Under her reign, although more symbolic than actually ruling, the British Empire shrank substantially and turned over independence, not self rule or home rule but actual independence, to many countries. I believe most of them would have been far better off had they remained part of the empire.

    Butt plug like all of Pedo Joe’s cabinet and appointees are absolutely incompetent. Their policies are bad for American strength and prosperity as well as being bad for world security.

    JQ

    1. “what the heck is all over that woman’s abdomen?” In a few more years, breasts.

      Enjoy it while it lasts.

  3. Dear Mister DiCaprio:

    If all you want is a little companionship, why don’t you get yourself a dog (no, don’t go there. Be nice.) Leave the children alone,

  4. re — Aberdeen bloke holding eggs near the Royal Processional
    .
    I hear scores are significantly better after a portrait of the new His Royal H are attached to Scot dart-boards…

  5. Not knowing who the blonde totty was, I just looked at her face and arms and pegged her at 45 or older.
    She looks like she has been ridden hard and put away wet. Hope it works out for them, but I suspect it won’t last if they hitch up.

    The only ones making a killing will be the divorce lawyers.

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