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…you had me at “Biden gets hopelessly confused and lost”.


…let’s hear it for Liz:


...reading to be followed soon by practical instruction, no doubt.  Fucking groomers, shoot them all.


...ummm Mr. Rotten, you may have forgotten this, but the entire raison d’être of the Sex Pistols was tastelessness.  It certainly wasn’t musical talent.


…beating up women, rape, child sex;  is there anything this guy can’t do?


...let’s hear it for the Religion Of Peace:


…a.k.a. the nationwide Post-Lockdown Sex Frenzy.


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And for our Feelgood Story Of The Day:


…the little shit should have been executed back in 2003, of course, but this will do for now.


…using language that no doubt would have sounded familiar to Josef Goebbels.


…applying the word “male” in its most generous sense to this girlyboy, that is.

And from the files of INSIGNIFICA:


...”Thith ith an emergenthy thituation!”

And finally:


…ah yes, Tomi.  I’d pay to watch her read from the phone book.

 

 

And that is the end of this poxy foxy news.

7 comments

  1. in regards to the DiCaprio headphones insignifica, reminds me of the old joke.

    An elderly man goes to a whorehouse, asks for the toughest girl there. They trot out one well-used hussy, as per his request, and they go up to a room. As they get ready (naked and condom and such), he pulls out some cotton and stuffs some in his ears and some more in his nose. The hussy laughs and asks what the hell is that for. The old man looks at her with a sneer on his face and says, there’s two things I can’t stand, the smell of burnt rubber and the sound of a woman screaming!

  2. I’m not familiar with R Kelly and his , erm, accomplishments but I don’t think he was involved with an animal fighting ring ala Michael Vick of the Philadelphia Eagles.

    I’ll buy a ticket to Tomi Lahren’s reading of the phone book. Yet again the left displays their tolerance.

    I’m sure that England has far more bureaucracy that needs to be ended. I wish the new PM lots of luck.

    The problem with the Iranians and countries like them is that they apply the wrong punishments to so called crimes. That punishment would be fine for pedos and corrupt bureaucrats and politicians.

    JQ

  3. “…beating up women, rape, child sex; is there anything this guy can’t do?” It turns out that he can’t actually fly, though he evidently believes he can.

  4. Whoo-ee, that first one almost made my son throw up, all 6’3 240 lbs of him. Then we got into the logistics and machinery to milk rats…. good thing it is 100% BS, right? Bueller…. anybody??

  5. I thought Idaho was made up of freedom-loving, libertarian-bent, anti-government tough guys. What happened?

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