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...so you get a guy who has been clinically diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome onto your live TV show, and are shocked — shocked! — when he says “rim”. Which, by the way, is actually a harmless word in the context in which he used it.
...just wait till the conscripts get there; it’s going to get worse.
...resist it. Fix the fucking economy first.
...if it were only vapors and couches, all would be well. But the dickless Karens wanna get the guy fired.
...that many?
...I got nothing.
...and Texans explain to Sec. Buttplug why he should just fuck off.
...thank you Sir, may I have another?
And on a similar topic:
...man jumps into snake pit, complains when he gets bitten.
…Mr. Scorpion, meet Mr. Frog.
...whatever he says, it had better be good considering all the fine poontang I’ve given him and all the life decisions I’ve entrusted him with over the years.
From the annals of INSIGNIFICA:
…I’ll bet money that she hasn’t tasted it in years, if ever.
…I bet quite a few men would be comfortable inside her skin, too. Fifty-seven? Have mercy…
…and some others, because why not?
I’m betting Shania doesn’t need any Olly…
Impeachment has become an empty political tool. far better off to use the DOJ like the Democrats are doing and go after the aids, advisors etc and get them to flip on The Big Guy.
Shania Twain, looking as nice as ever.
will people in the future ever believe that Britain was once a strong and mighty empire?
The only problem with Bootyjuice fucking off is the visual.
JQ
Old MacDonald had Tourette’s
E I E I Cunt
Sec Buttplug should go to Florida and explain to the EV owners trying to evacuate prior to the arrival of Ian why sitting in a charging station line for hours and hours is a good thing.
Lots of reachable tree limbs there too, suitable for a rope swing.
1.5% of Americans have had new Covid Booster…..
we won’t miss 5MM Americans with defective reasoning skills.
Gotta agree with you on impeaching President Potatohead. In the first place, it outdoor be misdirected energy, as you note. In the second place, since the never-sufficiently-be-damned Democrats worked so hard to put Biden in the White House I think it’s only fair they they go into the 2024 election cycle with him hanging from their neck like a dead albatross.
Regarding ‘pear shaped’; my take has always been that it is referring to something that SHOULD be spherical, but was badly designed, misused, or otherwise damaged.
As to Granny pregnant with her son’s child; if she really is a surrogate, and the child is her son’s and her son’s wife’s, implanted in her womb to grow to term, good for her.
In re: Britons wanting higher taxes and public spending. How many of the polled Britons are already on the dole? Of course they want more of it. It’ll happen here too (If it hasn’t already) that when 51% are dependent on some sort of .gov handout either in the form of entitlement or job (like Aerospace) then there ain’t an ice cubes chance in hell of us ever shrinking the damn thing.
In re#2: Impeachment is pointless political masturbation.
In re#3: Mizz Twain has aged nicely, granted all the photography tricks available. She’s a vegetarian which I consider a character flaw, so she’d be a good fling but not a a long term investment. If only she went for tubby, middle-aged, men with a decent but unspectacular job.
False advertising. Ms Twain might well have a string top on. Who can tell with all the arms and legs in the way?
And you made me throw up a little in my mouth when I read, “and all the life decisions I’ve encrusted [sic] him with over the years.” Blegh! Where’s the eye bleach for that foul image, you old phat phart?