Caption Competition #249 October 7, 2022 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Ivan and Sophia’s parents never stopped bragging about the “good deal” they got on that property just down wind of Chernobyl ….
Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle dandy, Mind the music and the step, And with the girls be handy.
Wild Bill’s first outfits were unsuccessful Visual evidence illustrating the dangers of veganism I have to hand it to the models
Ya beat me to it, Jack. If I ever wonder why I drink, I look at something like that, and I have all the answer I need. A reminder to the models: you can be nekkid without all that foolishness, and you’ll probably have a lot more fun.
If you want ice cream, raise your hand!
Ivan and Sophia’s parents never stopped bragging about the “good deal” they got on that property just down wind of Chernobyl ….
New meaning to hand-me-downs
Your favorite food is now branching out into the clothing industry! Introducing Soylent Fashion!
Part of some “artist’s” thesis for their MFA. sigh.
Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
That was then. _Now_ there’s another line for the LGBTEIO types:
And even handier with the boys!
Wild Bill’s first outfits were unsuccessful
Visual evidence illustrating the dangers of veganism
I have to hand it to the models
When your tailor gives you a handjob…
Never tell a Redneck, “Try your hand at modern art.” Never.
Those better be chick hands on my junk.
Taking “muh feels” to the next level.
“I don’t care how many fingers I have to break, Brenda — I need to pee, BADLY!”
What the fuck?
Ya beat me to it, Jack. If I ever wonder why I drink, I look at something like that, and I have all the answer I need.
A reminder to the models: you can be nekkid without all that foolishness, and you’ll probably have a lot more fun.
We don’t know what those hands are doing.
The age of binary art…
You mean digital, surely?
Don’t gimme no lines, and keep your hands to yourself!
With little fanfare, the Jeffrey Dahmer evening wear collection was launched in New York yesterday..
All good ones today…
All hands on Dick.