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  1. Her: “Six months on and he tells me it’s anal or the highway, that motherfucker.”

    Him: “Hey, it’s not my fault she doesn’t like reverse cowgurl.”

  2. Two people have said “fine!” but meant vastly different things. When the guy says “fine,” he means can “this fight be over?” When the woman says “fine!” it means the fight’s on and it’s a grudge match.

  3. Wow, this is the third one tonight. Big Mama was a genius to install a console in every room…
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  4. I’m really starting to doubt this clown is really a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photographer. No assistants, only one cheap light stand, his camera is a 15 year old Minolta and we are in his “studio ” in the basement of his parents house.

    1. Now that I see it’s a game controller and not a camera as I first though it makes a lot more sense.

  5. $8,000 for these bolt ons and he prefers to play solo video games

    Dammit, I went with conventional round like everyone else. I should have gone for a strange shape like a game controller

  6. “Why does every date I set up on MillenniallsMatch.com, end up like this?”

    Or……

    “White Millennials response to overpopulation”

    Or (closer to home) ……

    “My stepson on a date”

  7. Andrew didn’t want to say it, but video game night with his buddy Carl had really become uncomfortable since the transition to Carla. It just wasn’t the same.

  8. Mandy’s girlfriend once again hogs the game console despite promising Mandy she could play the next round.

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