Her: “Six months on and he tells me it’s anal or the highway, that motherfucker.”
Him: “Hey, it’s not my fault she doesn’t like reverse cowgurl.”
Two people have said “fine!” but meant vastly different things. When the guy says “fine,” he means can “this fight be over?” When the woman says “fine!” it means the fight’s on and it’s a grudge match.
Wow, this is the third one tonight. Big Mama was a genius to install a console in every room…
.
Carl was about to get his only score this week.
I’m really starting to doubt this clown is really a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photographer. No assistants, only one cheap light stand, his camera is a 15 year old Minolta and we are in his “studio ” in the basement of his parents house.
Now that I see it’s a game controller and not a camera as I first though it makes a lot more sense.
$8,000 for these bolt ons and he prefers to play solo video games
Dammit, I went with conventional round like everyone else. I should have gone for a strange shape like a game controller
“I bet he’s thinking of another girl.”
“All dressed up, and nowhere to go down.”
That shirt looks a lot better on her.
“Why does every date I set up on MillenniallsMatch.com, end up like this?”
Or……
“White Millennials response to overpopulation”
Or (closer to home) ……
“My stepson on a date”
Hey, buddy, I’ve got a couple of knobs right here you can play with.
“Yeah, but those knobs won’t get me to WOW Level 87.”
When the only sex found tonight is on the video console.
Andrew didn’t want to say it, but video game night with his buddy Carl had really become uncomfortable since the transition to Carla. It just wasn’t the same.
Why is he playing Leisure Suit Larry in PTown?
Laura was right, he’s gay.
Mandy’s girlfriend once again hogs the game console despite promising Mandy she could play the next round.
On the plus side, Rachel thought, Jim finally found something he doesn’t finish early.
Her: “Six months on and he tells me it’s anal or the highway, that motherfucker.”
Him: “Hey, it’s not my fault she doesn’t like reverse cowgurl.”
Two people have said “fine!” but meant vastly different things. When the guy says “fine,” he means can “this fight be over?” When the woman says “fine!” it means the fight’s on and it’s a grudge match.
Wow, this is the third one tonight. Big Mama was a genius to install a console in every room…
.
Carl was about to get his only score this week.
I’m really starting to doubt this clown is really a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photographer. No assistants, only one cheap light stand, his camera is a 15 year old Minolta and we are in his “studio ” in the basement of his parents house.
Now that I see it’s a game controller and not a camera as I first though it makes a lot more sense.
$8,000 for these bolt ons and he prefers to play solo video games
Dammit, I went with conventional round like everyone else. I should have gone for a strange shape like a game controller
“I bet he’s thinking of another girl.”
“All dressed up, and nowhere to go down.”
That shirt looks a lot better on her.
“Why does every date I set up on MillenniallsMatch.com, end up like this?”
Or……
“White Millennials response to overpopulation”
Or (closer to home) ……
“My stepson on a date”
Hey, buddy, I’ve got a couple of knobs right here you can play with.
“Yeah, but those knobs won’t get me to WOW Level 87.”
When the only sex found tonight is on the video console.
Andrew didn’t want to say it, but video game night with his buddy Carl had really become uncomfortable since the transition to Carla. It just wasn’t the same.
Why is he playing Leisure Suit Larry in PTown?
Laura was right, he’s gay.
Mandy’s girlfriend once again hogs the game console despite promising Mandy she could play the next round.
On the plus side, Rachel thought, Jim finally found something he doesn’t finish early.
Karl I have a Call of Duty for you…