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...ah, lemme guess:  all in Lauren Boebert’s district?


...Texas and Arizona didn’t ask for it either;  yet here we are.


...race hustlers gotta stick together, you see.


...I’m thinking nonstop scourging until his GoFundMe raises the hundred grand.


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...but remember: the injured have access to free healthcare.


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...as California, New York and Illinois take note.


...yep, if there’s going to be raping, it’s better to have the official peacekeepers do it.

...LOL mediocrity would actually be an improvement.

 

And in INSIGNIFICA:

     


…your guy couldn’t wait, huh? The background story is even funnier.

Okay, I was going to post some pics of Paige Spirinac because, well, Paige Spirinac.  However, in my travels through The Intarwebz, I happened upon someone named Taylor Cusack, so in the interests of Diversiteh:

And that’s all the news from the world of golf.  But aaaaaargh wait:


...this calls for some drastic action.

etc.

5 comments

  1. In re: BDH, It must be hard to be a celeb instead of being worried about getting hauled off by Mongol Hordes.

    Crab tanks are a great idea for vegans, proggies, leftists, et.al.

    And Jaguar: Can you guys get any more douchey? Its bad enough you made cars everyone loved that broke down every 8 miles. Its like your decisions are being made by femboy TikTok influencers.

  2. Two things:
    1. Taylor Cusack can definitely swing a stiff shaft.
    2. An electric F-Type may not be a tremendously bad thing as long as Lucas isn’t doing the electrics.

  3. Who else would you expect to build the electric parts of a British car but Lucas?

    Even if Jaguar somehow avoided that, it will be a car that can only get part way around an island without stopping for a recharge. In the longest drive I’ve identified (Lands End to John O’Groats), two recharges would probably be needed. And that’s assuming that the charging stations haven’t been blacked out by electricity shortages!

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