1930s Instagram model seeks attention just before being arrested for wearing that lustfully short skirt.
…in Teheran.
Why I cannot get a boyfriend, I simply do not understand.
On sunny days, Matilda enjoyed taking Slinky for a drag around the park.
Ranger Rick had a 10’ 4” dick, so he stuck it near the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it’s only 2’ foot 4”.
Excellent!!!
“Must be this long to ride.”
Women: Evil since Eden
Tranny George repurposes his trouser snake.
Little Johnny was showering with his dad. Little Johnny asked what’s that? Pointing to Dads equipment.
Dad says little Johnny that’s my snake
Little Johnny then showered with his mom. He asked his mom what are those? Pointing to his mom’s chest. Mom says little Johnny those are my headlights.
Little Johnny pointed to his moms groin and said what’s that?
Mom said that’s my grass little Johnny
Little Johnny was sleeping in bed with his mommy and daddy later in the evening after the shower. Little Johnny awoke to some moaning.
Little Johnny observed the hanky Panky and yelled MOM QUICK, TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS, DADDIES SNAKE IS CRAWLING AROUND IN YOUR GRASS!
Ever since the Garden of Eden, Eve kept the Devil on a tight leash.
Becky regretted offering to help Carl strangle his snake
She can exercise my snake anytime she wishes.
As is the way with the inhabitants of the Serpentia commonwealth, Derrick cleverly used a handy toilet to capture another dull-witted human for his growing collection!
1930s Instagram model seeks attention just before being arrested for wearing that lustfully short skirt.
…in Teheran.
Why I cannot get a boyfriend, I simply do not understand.
On sunny days, Matilda enjoyed taking Slinky for a drag around the park.
Ranger Rick had a 10’ 4” dick, so he stuck it near the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it’s only 2’ foot 4”.
Excellent!!!
“Must be this long to ride.”
Women: Evil since Eden
Tranny George repurposes his trouser snake.
Little Johnny was showering with his dad. Little Johnny asked what’s that? Pointing to Dads equipment.
Dad says little Johnny that’s my snake
Little Johnny then showered with his mom. He asked his mom what are those? Pointing to his mom’s chest. Mom says little Johnny those are my headlights.
Little Johnny pointed to his moms groin and said what’s that?
Mom said that’s my grass little Johnny
Little Johnny was sleeping in bed with his mommy and daddy later in the evening after the shower. Little Johnny awoke to some moaning.
Little Johnny observed the hanky Panky and yelled MOM QUICK, TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS, DADDIES SNAKE IS CRAWLING AROUND IN YOUR GRASS!
Ever since the Garden of Eden, Eve kept the Devil on a tight leash.
Becky regretted offering to help Carl strangle his snake
She can exercise my snake anytime she wishes.
As is the way with the inhabitants of the Serpentia commonwealth, Derrick cleverly used a handy toilet to capture another dull-witted human for his growing collection!