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So we can now squeeze bile out of the headlines’ teats:
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…let’s drink a toast to Vladimir Putin, Slayer Of The Greens.
...maybe a little extreme, but this is the kind of thing that happens when you’ve ordered your cops to concentrate chasing down hateful Twatters instead of actual crimes. Side question: what does the make of the car have to do with anything?
...I’m assuming the coke was hers, and that’s a refund?
...and if that doesn’t bring a smile to yer face, we can’t be friends.
However:
...and if you think this has a happy ending, think again — because it didn’t happen in Texas.
...go ahead and read WHY he was sentenced to death, and you’ll agree with me that after being found guilty, he should have been taken straight out of the courthouse and shot in the back of the neck.
...if there was any real justice, California’s Department of Fair Housing and Employment should have to pay all legal costs too.
...once again, if speaking the truth is harmful, can the public hangings be far away? And once again: asking for a friend.
...if your Eminences think that “integration” means “reintegrating migrants back into their countries of birth”, then I’m sure Meloni will be right on it. Especially after stuff like this:
and this:
...as the Great Societal Integration Project continues.
...blame your parents, Duchess.
...nothing baffling about it; it’s just another way to escape boredom.
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Finally, some real news:
Kelly Brook is releasing a sizzling new calendar for 2023
...okay, it’s actually a “Greatest Hits” calendar, but that shouldn’t be a problem. Here are some of my favorite hits of Kelly:
I could go on (and on, and on, and on), but I think you can see my point.
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Pedo Joe gets third dose of Franken-juice that has not been revealed to be ineffective at stopping the recipient of the shot from contracting, developing and spreading Communist Chinese Kung Flu. What a dipshit. Maybe he should get a Monkey Pox (The K is silent) shot as well. I think Pedo Joe only got the shot because he was promised ice cream. Every time I see that Pedo Joe with an ice cream I hear Forest Gump’s voice exclaiming “Lt Dan I brought you some ice cream.”
Prost to the Gerries!! Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut now and a again. Whatever happened to those folks who glued themselves at the VW museum, speaking of lunatics.
In regards to the sex offender who was made into many pieces of a sex offender, the only thing I can say is that the machete method is quite messy however it certainly sends a message. the only downside is that the perp’s head was not mounted on a pike and displayed in the town square. Maybe they mentioned the make of the car to give an idea of its trunk size. Was it spacious or cramped for the perp? Was it a spacious trunk that could have fit another rapist so the rapist reduction committee could be more efficient with their “blanket party.”
Anything related to this current commie pope should be ignored. I thought Italian bishops were more pragmatic and would get rid this asshat of a pope long ago and have a much needed do over.
Dr Coke Penis apparently was a repeat offender by having women ingest cock from his coke, I mean coke from his cock. What wasn’t he removed from practice long before this? Did this happen in England or Germany? It sounds like his deceased partner in crime was married to someone else. It’s a shame that the deceased husband wasn’t interviewed. Perhaps she was seeing the “good” doctor for headache relief.
ah, foreigners coming to commit crimes that locals won’t commit. nah, we have more than enough crime we don’t need to import criminals. Good fences make good neighbors needs to be scaled up on the national scale.
Meghan Markle is still technically a Royal, right? Is she off limits? The Prince could have done so much better.
Thank you for Kelly Brook’s photos. That’s a pleasant sight to wake up to.
JQ
Meghan Markle could have done so much better.
In regards to John Wick wannabe, we should replace the fire extinguishers with a bag of marshmallows, chocolate bars and graham crackers. Considering that it is Arkansas, hot dogs might spoil in the hot car and the chocolate might melt.
Those people on little scooters and such terrorize city neighborhoods in the summer around here too. The perps never receive just punishment
JQ
Side question: what does the make of the car have to do with anything?
As with the old mafia days, the type of car indicated how many bodies you could fit in the trunk. I’m guessing here.
Or maybe they just get a click-back from Audi for the “placement”.
you’ll agree with me that after being found guilty, he should have been taken straight out of the courthouse and shot in the back of the neck. – Yes
I guess that Aleexandra Kefren can mark herself safe from Kim du Toit.
For all sorts of reasons.
I dunno why I find this so funny, but the site 305 Scribner Ave SW (in Grand Rapids, MI) is now the home of the Gerald Ford Museum and burial grounds.
“Coal mine demolishes neighboring wind farm to boost country’s energy supply, drawing ire of climate activists”
IOW, welcome to reality, assholes.”
Ain’t that too fucking bad. I sincerely hope the ‘activists’ have a stroke or freeze this winter.
I’ll take both for $200, Alex.
I find it hard to imagine living in a world where a man breaking into your house and beating on you isn’t considered sufficient justification for a lethal response.
Not competent to be executed? Why is that important? I think the only time that competence is relevant is at the time of the crime.