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Wait… that may be our Valentine’s Day sponsor… oh well.
...just throwing this out there, but: maybe it wasn’t an accident?
...I bet there are a whole bunch of American women who’d like to do the same Over Here — and as a bonus, the Ukes would have a far more “diverse” army, if you get my drift. And in the same vein:
...I misread the third word up there, and thought they were being sarcastic.
And speaking of Catholics:
...no comment.
...his name no doubt having been taken from the Chicago voter rolls.
And in our new weekly feature, PAIGE 3:
...girl sure “wows” me (if that’s the word I’m thinking about).
...can’t say I blame him. Would live there in a heartbeat, myself.
...that’s because we pass on some of our brain power to our sons, so they can continue to win more Nobel Prizes for mathematics and science than their sisters.
...hippie invasion to begin in 5…6…3…7…2… dude, whatever.
...and considering who said that, you need to lock up your sons… and grandsons, just to be on the safe side.
...like visiting a lion safari park on foot, and complaining when you get clawed and bitten.
And in link-less INSIGNIFICA:
…...tried all eight, back in in my youth. False advertising, nothing earth-shattering.
And now our Health Feature, with some yoga:
Quit yer gawking, and get to work.