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…which is what you’ll do when you see the news. To whit:
...sheesh, when even Brit journalists can see it...
...classified by medical science as “Ultra-Mega-Deluxe-Horny Syndrome”, a medical condition unique in that it carries the death penalty. Or should.
...myself, I’d advocate lashings with sjamboks, but who am I to argue with the Greatest Living Englishman?
...I don’t think that’s possible, Glenn.
And from the Dept. of !!Scientific Studies!! comes:
...never knew I was a gamer, but there ya go. That said, the study was probably conducted in the library at Broadmoor.
...are you fucking joking?
...key words: “in Turkey”.
And some good news, for a change:
...shouldn’t have served a day, let alone six months.
On Paige 3:
...oh no, that just ain’t so!!
And in the “Oh, To Be In England“ Dept.:
...all other serious crimes having been solved, that is.
And:
...how would anyone even know?
...leading one to ask: is there any car-based activity in Britishland today that doesn’t carry a penalty?
Then:
...actually, that’s quite a common affliction for people living south of the River Tweed.
And from The Place With No Links, a.k.a. INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some real news:
...I would imagine that being locked up in a house with La Charlotte would strengthen quite a few things, e.g. the will to live.
And speaking of being at home: shouldn’t you be on your way to work?
My work day starts at noon.
And about the Scottish accents thing: What about Geordies? Aren’t they close enough?
Yes. Foul accent, almost completely unintelligible to anyone not from Newcastle.
How you know the reporters are young and clueless…if the recent topless snaps of Madonna are the “raciest to date” . . . what was her Playboy spread from back in the 80s?bac
You know, back when she was actually attractive?
I realize that was that was back in the dead tree era, but you’d think someone might remember.
Kim, I know you’re particular about language usage, so may I suggest “to wit”, not “to whit”?
I know the difference… and I meant it in the diminutive sense of the word.
All these posts about laws in England moves them further down my list of places to visit.
JQ
There is only reason Twitter fell to Elon, and the press is now looking at Biden’s failures.
It is time for our first female president. I am pretty sure that is the game plan at this point.
With Kamala coming into office in January or sometime next year, she gets maximum staying time in office, if I remember all of the analysis/commentary correctly.
“Madonna, 63, stuns fans as she goes completely topless in raciest snaps to date.”
Considering her age, rancidiest, not raciest, is the correct word here. Madonna is well past her “sell by date”, and has gotten pretty pathetic over the last 15 years or so.
Madonna was past her sell-by date at age 30.
madonna has been rancid since that smut book came out in 1991 if not earlier.
Paige Spiranac can wear whatever she likes and she’d still look far more attractive than most of these strumpets prancing around.
several “journalists” are pointing out the failures of the Democrats. Katie Hobbes running for the governorship of Arizona as a Socialist refused to debate Kari Lake and she got called out on it by the drive by media. CNN finally learned that their partisan agenda was losing viewers and advertising revenue so they fired some of their hack and then they rearranged the deck chairs on their Titanic of a broadcasting company. It’s small start but a start nonetheless. Hopefully the “media” criticism of the socialists picks up steam.
JQ
JQ