We’re almost back to your house billy, better get dressed before your mom thinks we’ve been out parking again.
Timmy’s mom always said Suzy was bad news and she would take the shirt from his back. He didn’t expect to enjoy it so much
“Told you we should have done this in the barn.”
I lost my virginity in a barn.
Her mother walked in and caught us.
She was so maaaaaad.
You didn’t know the rules??
Always be friendly to the stable hands.
Behind the bales in the loft, not in front.
Brush clean and return the horse blankets where you found them. Cut Hay and straw are NOT soft.
Don’t scare the horses.
Don’t get caught and “Red” prefers his Wild Turkey in pint bottles, not quarts.
you’re turning into a chicken down there! you’ve got feathers!
Well you already have the neck and gizzard!!!
Don’t look directly into the bright flash….
Uh – that’s not the shifter lever. But’s its just fine.
“Then you short the green and yellow wires to start the engine”
With the focus on nuclear winter after a ‘weapons exchange’, many journalists over-look the ‘shrinkage’ effect!
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During a recent ‘weapons exchange’, nancy pelosi and her ‘hammered-husband’ [lol lol lol] enjoy a moment of youthful ‘vigor’ prior to dissolving into their molecular componentry!
Parents REALLY don’t want to know what homework their children’s schools have been assigning since the Covid Lockdown.
Okay, the gas tank’s full. We’re 180 miles from Reno. We’ll be back before they miss the car.
We’re almost back to your house billy, better get dressed before your mom thinks we’ve been out parking again.
Timmy’s mom always said Suzy was bad news and she would take the shirt from his back. He didn’t expect to enjoy it so much
“Told you we should have done this in the barn.”
I lost my virginity in a barn.
Her mother walked in and caught us.
She was so maaaaaad.
You didn’t know the rules??
Always be friendly to the stable hands.
Behind the bales in the loft, not in front.
Brush clean and return the horse blankets where you found them. Cut Hay and straw are NOT soft.
Don’t scare the horses.
Don’t get caught and “Red” prefers his Wild Turkey in pint bottles, not quarts.
you’re turning into a chicken down there! you’ve got feathers!
Well you already have the neck and gizzard!!!
Don’t look directly into the bright flash….
Uh – that’s not the shifter lever. But’s its just fine.
“Then you short the green and yellow wires to start the engine”
With the focus on nuclear winter after a ‘weapons exchange’, many journalists over-look the ‘shrinkage’ effect!
.
*****
.
During a recent ‘weapons exchange’, nancy pelosi and her ‘hammered-husband’ [lol lol lol] enjoy a moment of youthful ‘vigor’ prior to dissolving into their molecular componentry!
Parents REALLY don’t want to know what homework their children’s schools have been assigning since the Covid Lockdown.
Okay, the gas tank’s full. We’re 180 miles from Reno. We’ll be back before they miss the car.
Aren’t we supposed to be in the back seat?