So there I was, all ready to defy that stupid restraining order (I mean, it’s been over ten years, come on) to go and see Nigella Lawson live in Dallas, when this happened:
Nigella Lawson shared an apology video to social media on Thursday after she was forced to cancel her scheduled live show, An Evening With Nigella Lawson, in Dallas.
The television chef and writer, 62, suffered airport woes as her flight to the U.S state was cancelled last minute, leaving her at the airport for five hours.
Personally, I blame the bloody airline involved (probably American, to judge from their “Fuck you so what?” response).
And to think that I was THISclose to being THISclose to Nigella…
I need Breakfast Gin II.
You realize of course that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi cooked this up just to torment you, right?
Nah, just the standard airlines cockup. I’m not THAT paranoid… much.
She just doesn’t want to wreck your existing marriage.
Its a humanitarian gesture.
If Nigella & Giada Delaurentis cared about their audiences, they’d film their shows in the nude. But they won’t. So bitter. So hurtful.
On a side note – I LOVE American Airlines; so should all of you and here’s why: Thanks to me slant eyed mum, I use chopsticks as often as a knife & fork and always take a pair with me when I travel. But not on American! They confiscated my fucking hashi. Because they understand how slant eyed Polacks like me like nothing better than to twirl our devious mustaches, eagerly seeking the best opportunities to skewer the unwary. With our chopsticks.
Get down on your knees and PRAY, bitches. Beseech God the father for forgiveness because you’ve been so ungrateful that American Airlines has saved you from the untold carnage you’d have otherwise suffered at my hands.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
I’m sorry you won’t get to see Ms Lawson however, this may have saved your marriage and it will more than likely have saved you an update on your arrest record.
I’ll never forget the Iron chef showdown between Rachel Ray and Giada deLaurentis. Ray beat her hands down and DeLaurentis just stared daggers at her as the judges chose Rachel’s dishes. Oh the jealousy!!
JQ
“Personally, I blame the bloody airline involved (probably American, to judge from their “Fuck you so what?” response).”
I’m thinking the H&K response attends here: “because you suck and we hate you”. IIRC originated by Larry Correia.
Ah yes, American airlines (as opposed to American Airlines). I had gone out of my way to book a flight that flew at a reasonable hour and they went and changed it to sparrowfart o’clock.