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And our news is also hard-hitting (okay, maybe not so much):


...that’s just great, Jeff.  Now advise me how to hold off on another “big purchase” like my glaucoma eyedrops, which went from about $200 to over $400 in just under two years.


...wait;  don’t we have the TSA checks which would stop this mope from getting not one but TWO boxcutters onto the flight?


...good.  I’m getting so sick of all the faggy families bullshit on TV.


...say, for example, by turning Indiana Jones into “Indianetta” Jones?  Oh, wait, this just in:


...to see the franchise nosedive like Chick Ghostbusters”, maybe?  But there’s always more Woke to be had in the Magic Kingdom:


...just another movie nobody will watch.


...his money, his prerogative to spend it as he chooses.  Then:


...and can anyone think of a more worthy recipient?


...and surprise, surprise:  not Florida Man — but “keyword:  Japan” would run a close second.


...thought about this for a while;  nope, still don’t see the problem here.


...good old Apple:  still expecting people to overpay for trendy rubbish.

And from the forgettable INSIGNIFICA:

   

Paige Three:

Finally, for tomorrow, a reminder:

9 comments

  1. Wasn’t the female version of Pirates of the Caribbean done as PiratesXXX? 🙂

    And I’m glad Parton has received such an award: her educational efforts deserve such recognition.

  2. Insignifica: My wife is having an affair with the boss and now she’s been promoted.

    I would humbly suggest this would be a more accurate headline…

    1. Probably the actual sequence, really. The affair just continued after the promotion, kind of a “thank you” arrangement.

      1. When our company got purchased by a Fortune 500 company my new boss was a nice woman who was at the director level for customer support. The problem was she really didn’t do or know much about her job. She missed meetings she called, ( I had to fly in from our plant), was on every stinking committee that got formed by the executive triad. Their customer satisfaction rating was at 50%, ours was 98%. She told me that was nice but we needed to get with their program.

        My old boss asked how I liked working for her and I said it was great because she left me alone. I told him she must be humping somebody because she was totally clueless and the other directors treated her with kid gloves.

        After I left she and the Company CEO both got divorced and married. I didn’t know he was a chubby chaser.

  4. If the Krauts go for a European tour again, I say let them have it. Third time is the charm. Just don’t ship people off to camp this time. They may own Europe economically already.

    JQ

  5. disney is an utterly dreadful company or more of a people trap built by a rat.

    At this age, Madonna can appear topless just by removing her pants.

    I don’t think anything can be made in Hollyweird anymore without marking some woke boxes and enough tokens.

    Sex offender killed? That will surly stop recidivism.

    Seeing the prices at the market under Pedo Joe’s regime, a big purchase is a roast for Sunday dinner.

    Parton deserves it. She does a lot to help child literacy. I don’t hear of many others doing such charitible work other than Gary Sinise’s work for Veterans, Betty White for animals and possibly Keaneau Reeves.

    JQ

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