Ah yes, Mondays; when you need to get to work, but there are just a few things you have to fix first…
So to help the process along, here are a few things that might make you feel better… or not.
Mystery solved:
And there you have it.
Oh, I almost forgot:
I was going to say something witty in conclusion, but BOOBS.
Concerning your last five pictures: God invented stretchy fabric for a reason.
That man may need more than a medal….where’s his head? 😯
And you can never go wrong with boobs.
His head is right where it belongs – between his woman’s thighs.
I have heard of wife-carrying contests in some villages where old traditions are strong (Viking traditions, IIRC). It’s a foot race for married men carrying their wives. If this is a photo taken at such a contest, that guy could come in dead last and, IMHO, still deserve an award. Or possibly he deserves the “humoring a delusional wife” award just for trying!