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And on we go, into the filthy bowels of the news:
...let’s not get carried away, here. Maybe if their backbone went from jelly to cartilage, then we can go from there.
...so the stabber is a “teenager” but the stabee is a “man.” Make up yer fucking minds.
...I remember when the PPI going over 1.5% meant panic just about everywhere.
...of course she does.
...except when we destroy an iconic girl’s toy, it’s a joke:
From the Dept. of Cultural Assimilation:
...should have welcomed him with a fucking bayonet.
...and if you know what a “vibrating horned penis ring” is, go and stand in the corner. I had to look it up, and good grief, that’s nasty.
...I’m not sure anyone could write a more African scenario than this.
...sounds about right. So does this:
...I wish I could have seen his face when she said, “Yup, that’s his,” on the witness stand.
...can’t get excited about this one, either. But I can about this one:
...a true Backstreet Boy, indeed. I mean, FFS.
...paging Mr. Stupid Money; do we have a deal for you!
From the Dept. of “Yes, That Happened”:
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And dredged from the INSIGNIFICA files:
...I’m just amazed that “Gimme a blowjob” didn’t make the list. Maybe the trolley dollies don’t think that’s too bad. I’ll do the research the next time I fly.
Lastly, this:
Bouncy-bouncy in tight dresses… saggy-baggies outside of them. Just my suspicion; I could be wrong.
Concerning Carol Vorterman: Don’t care. I would motorboat the daylights out of them. Details of subsequent activities omitted, culminating in the most disappointing minute, minute and a half of her life.
I got propositioned once (I was married) and my response was, “It may be a disappointing experience for me, it will be for you”
“minute and a half”?
You animal.
in Re:
GOP and backbone: Hell it would be nice if the GOP had a backbone of Jelly. Its at least a place to start from compared to the wet pile of shit they are now. She might as well be challenging the NRA to care more about gun owners than getting invited to the Cool Kids cocktail parties, and enriching the LaPierre foundation.
Ginger and Houri: Does anyone realize the only reason she’s not doing softcore porn on some late night cable show is that she’s greasing a (formerly) royal pole.
Gemma: Whilst I’m not averse to big wimmens, please stop dressing in floral prints that make you look like a holstien cow. Its one of my only fashion tips.
Soldiers and Prostitutes: Ummmm and this surprises anyone?
I haven’t given a rat’s ass what Ann Coulter had to say since she went all schoolgirl giggly about Chris Christie as the Savior of the GOP in 2016.
“ …I’m not sure anyone could write a more African scenario than this.”
Certainly not in so few words. I think some of Lawdog’s Africa tales come close, in terms of Africa-ness.
So I’m guessing that Barcelona Mayoress Ada Colau won’t be participating in the raffle next year. Such a shame
JQ