Longtime Reader Brad_In_IL sends me a link to an article about “tennis” influencer Rachel Stuhlmann.
Who she, you ask?
Now I put “tennis” in quotes because as far as I can ascertain, there are no pictures or videos extant of her actually playing tennis.
Not that I care.
I also have no idea what, exactly, this young thing (31) actually influences, but again, I don’t care. Whatever she says is fine with me.
Those pictures certainly influenced the heck out of this old man.
Sorry, but whatever doesn’t fit into your mouth is a waste.
Well, I have big hands…
I see she’s a St. Louis girl.
If you honestly think whatever doesn’t fit in your mouth is a waste, you have no imagination.
I don’t know about that, but along the lines of B. Kliban’s “Never eat anything bigger than your head,” I don’t think any woman should have boobs as big or bigger than her head. Rachel’s damn close to that.
Oh my!!!!
Merry mercy.
Two minutes of research indicates that two-dimensional middle-aged college drop-out ‘tennis power-house’ is:
* less a ‘tennis’ anything,
* more of a goofy freak-show with a goofy wardrobe.
However, I think her cosmetic surgeries are a credit to the ‘transformation’ industry…
agree
She’s easy on the eyes. Hhhmmm golf lessons from Paige Spiranac or Tennis lessons from Rachel Stuhlmann. decisions, decisions
JQ
Sucks to be old, and only one is possible.
Influencing Kim was easy-peezy.
She had him with a half-frame of the 1st pix.
I’m at the age where I can do a day activity or an evening activity but not both. Maybe golf on MWF and tennis on TTHSa. Rest on Sunday
JQ
OK. Old man Luddite here.
WTF is a tennis “influencer?”
Someone who promises a blow job to the line judge in return for shading his calls?
If she took a strong swing with a tennis racquet, someone nearby would get hurt.
Perhaps a “Tennis Elbow Influencer” would be a more appropriate title….
The momentum built up in her breasts during a forehand swing would influence the Earth’s spin.
Team Isolation:
My tiny brains have a dickens of a time processing a vertical stack of letters and punctuations.
Accordingly, your humble correspondent proposes a suggestion for replies to replies.
I suggest responding to a post… instead of a series of replies to replies, each squeezing the column until the third and subsequent replies to replies are stacked a single letter wide and a mile tall.
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Keyword:
Paige ‘All Natural’ Spiranac.
Paige ‘Up To No Good’ Van Zant.
Janis ‘Still Writing!’ Paige [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janis_Paige]
I doubt she can play tennis without having a wardrobe malfunction and then knocking herself out, but it would be fun watching her try!