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So speaking of cash:

...which, to my mind, is a thing we should be celebrating, not deploring.

...unless this plan involves mines, barbed wire and machine-gun towers, it’ll fail like all the others and I’m not interested.

...also, unless they’ve been issued with live ammunition, I don’t care.

...as much as the Church tries to suppress human nature, it finds a way. None of this would happen if Catholic priests were allowed to marry.

...given the quality of women in the dating pool nowadays, it’s a losing cause, Bubba.

...gun controllers lie. In other news, Custer having problems in Wyoming.

...and neither are the (vast) silent majority of car owners.

...never mind a new trial, this murderous little fuck should long ago have shared space on the gallows with OJ Simpson.

...key word: France.

...nor should he, just for saying what millions of people also think.

...Chinese sportsmen corrupted by gambling interests… see Custer news, above.

...South Africa wins again. Kill it with fire.
From the Women’s Section in INSIGNIFICA:

…oy.
And getting back to our regular Paige Three section:


And a couple others:

Can we have Too Much Paige? I don’t think so.
And that’s it for the post-Christmas car.