Rita Gam, from the 1950s:
Wonderful.
Month: December 2022
Have Mercy
Longtime Reader Brad_In_IL sends me a link to an article about “tennis” influencer Rachel Stuhlmann.
Who she, you ask?
Now I put “tennis” in quotes because as far as I can ascertain, there are no pictures or videos extant of her actually playing tennis.
Not that I care.
I also have no idea what, exactly, this young thing (31) actually influences, but again, I don’t care. Whatever she says is fine with me.
Quote Of The Day
From Ishmael:
Bought some Sainsbury’s sausages yesterday, there’s a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says “Prick with fork”.
Can’t argue with that.
Brilliant.
Today’s Earworm
Jesus, baby. Alright…
News Update
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Let’s but us no buts, but just dive headlong into the news…
...oh, but but but what about the global freezing climate warming change?
...explain again why we need this particular Constitutional provision to be underlined?
...while we’re there, what about the ones who promised to emigrate if Trump won in 2016?
And speaking of celebrities:
...if anyone has been well and truly “dated” (i.e. shagged by a multitude of strange men), it’s this bedraggled tart.
...shoulda listened to the bookies (pre-tournament: 16-1 against).
...by injection, instead of by flaying and crucifixion. Otherwise, an excellent ending to the story.
…I don’t care if they have 24/7 continuous orgasms. Kill them all with fire.
...remind me again why nationalized healthcare is such a good thing.
...the rats should be feasting on the striking workers’ festering corpses, but that’s just my opinion. I mean:
...not even the Blitz inflicted such hardship on the long-suffering Brits.
...where would we be without experts to tell us why men fuck around when they’re drunk, in the company of women they may have been fantasizing about for ages, and their wives aren’t in the room?
...and Skanky McSkankface is somehow surprised by this.
From the pimply backside of INSIGNIFICA:
And in our alt-Paige Three Department:
That’s enough news Paiges.
Dept. of Righteous Shootings
Here’s the full story, but the executive summary runs as follows:
Shithead with an unknown grievance storms into an Amazon warehouse parking lot and shoots some other guy several times.
Unfortunately for him, this was not Amazon Warehouse (UK) nor even Amazon Warehouse (OR): no, this was Amazon Warehouse (AZ).
We know this because another Amazon employee happened upon the scene, drew his own gun and shot the Aggrieved One stone dead.
Also good news: the first guy has apparently survived the shooting.
But wait! there’s more:
An Amazon spokesman, Richard Rocha, said the company is working with law enforcement as it investigates the shooting.
He said: “We are deeply saddened by this senseless act of violence in our parking lot.
“We’re working closely with law enforcement as they investigate and are focused on supporting our team during this difficult time.”
The way to “support your team”, Mr. Amazon Spokesman, is NOT TO FIRE Our Hero, who probably saved many lives by his action.
I’ll be watching this closely, because Amazon.