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...why am I not surprised? Had we shot them all on sight as soon as they crossed the river, we wouldn’t have had this problem.
...as far as I know, the little Swedish tart doesn’t head up a violent terrorist organization, but there’s always time. Which makes the next headline unsurprising:
…tiresome little media whores, all three of them.
...trying to control the spread of a disease you created has nothing to do with race, you foul Commie assholes.
...and I also seduced more than a few teenyboppers, until about age 20. It was the Seventies, FFS, and to quote Jimmy Page: “Everyone knew why they were there.“
…“We’re sorry to tell you that you have inoperable cancer. Whoops, our bad; we meant ‘Merry Christmas’.”
...lemme guess the nationality / race / religion of the students… nah, too easy.
...Sarah, that is an excellent question. Next excellent question: where did I put my rope and homemade scaffold?
...finally, a little national common sense. Best thing they’ve done since inventing the K11/31 rifle and the SIG P-210.
...of course he is, so hold onto your drinks, ladies.
And speaking of bad smells:
...as opposed to peonies, mountain air and warm apple pie?
...unless you have a strong stomach, do not follow that link.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
...here’s said swimsuit:
…her NYE party frock:
...along with her Little Black Dress:
It’s a new year. Get back to your regular job:
I skipped partway through to post.
And I bet Cher and her bus smell like cobweb infested stale pussy.
Can Meghan markle, Oprah and harry go off to obscurity now. please? a one way ticket for you, and you and you get a one way ticket too!
Greta the shrill scold being the voice of the global warming nonsense might have some indirect ties to ELF, ALF and a host of environmental terrorist groups.
I rank the ChiComs in the same category of as pedophiles, rapists, drug dealers and of course mosquitos and other vermin.
JQ
Liz Hurley – greatest living brit.
…Brit chick; the greatest living Englishman is Jeremy Clarkson.