News Roundup

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So off we go, cutting through the layers:


...sheesh, when even the Muzzies say stuff that we can all agree with...


...[insert “siesta” and “refried beans” Mexican jokes here]


...I hope it’s a lot more than what they should have spent to update their 1990s software, and that the shareholders bring out the guillotines.


...yeah, when the Russians come to play on your doorstep, it’s no time to fuck around feeding woke feminist fantasies.

From the Plague & Pox Dept.:


...this won’t take long:  you get flu-like symptoms for a few days, feel like shit, and then you gradually get better.  If you’re older, you could suffer worse — also like the flu.


...are these super rodents immune to .22 bullets?  No?  Then there’s nothing to worry about — oh wait, it’s Britain.  Everybody panic.


...drought and war are more-or-less acceptable reasons for high food prices;  Biden’s moronic economic policies?  Not.


...LOL when even Teh Meskin Commies show more common sense than the governments of New York, Illinois and California


...okay, now that’s funny right there.


...I do believe I’ve now heard everything.

And from link-free INSIGNIFICA:

          ...I can’t even.

And:


…I report, you decide;  although I should point out that she’s a decade younger than Carol Vorderman.

Okay, you can wheel me back to my room now, and gimme some of that Viagra stuff while you’re at it.

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