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Ooooookay, then:


...where they’ll all simply sink into the abyss, just like all the other things poured into Africa over the decades.


...help this old atheist out:  exactly where in the Bible does it say that God loves variety — especially of the kind you’re describing?


...and on a parallel note:  exactly where in the Constitution is this power granted to the Federal government?  Oh, wait:


...a stove too far, was it?  Wait till you try to ban the internal combustion engine.


...the Frog cops are being coy about the race / nationality / ethnicity of M. Le Stabber, so let’s just assume that he’s not a conservative French White man — because that would have been in the headlineUPDATE:


...can I call ’em, or what?


...I wouldn’t have thought that this action was at all unusual in NYFC, so not diverse at all.


...am I the only one who thinks that this punishment may be just a wee bit excessive, considering that murderers typically get only 20?


...man, TexGov Greg Abbott should be getting royalties for all this.


...okay, if ever the name fit the animal, this would be it:


...from the very beginning, they should have named the website “From-slags-to-riches.com” .


...I’d love to see it happen, even just for the sake of Constitutional consistency, but it won’t.  Pity.


...okay, I understand the meaning of the individual words “oral”, “sex”, “tour” and “model” — just not when written in that order.

And now for the INSIGNIFICA:

 


...headline edited for brevity.

This must be what is nowadays called the “JBF” (just been fucked) hairstyle:

On her, it works.  Then again, most things work for Salma.

Now get to work, or whatever.

4 comments

  1. Regarding the semen cupcakes: The headline and first paragraph are both lies. You have to read 10 paragraphs down to find out that the sentence of 100 years was for:

    > one count of second-degree rape, two counts of sexual battery of a child, one count of video voyeurism, two counts of production of child porn involving children under age 13 and one count of mingling of harmful substances (i.e., the semen cupcakes)

  2. “Escort explains why married clients pay for sex when they already get it at home”

    They don’t get it at home, or only on alternate blue moons, or she whines the whole time.

  3. First frustration of the morning … tried to click-through to see Florence Pugh’s nipples … no link!
    Now I have to go dumpster diving in the dailystar myself.
    Florence is a hot little chunk of young womanhood, even if she says the usual woke nonsense in public. Florence and Scarlett Johannson could have been such a great pairing those Marvel movies, except the movies are shit and unwatchable by anyone over the age of 11.

  4. Im glad to hear that the ChiComs are sending mercs and material into the sinkhole. Good riddance.

    Non binary, that’s where you lost me. These people need to be on a psych ward as patients. Why do these lunatics get any attention at all?

    they’re not going to ban stoves. They’re going to stop manufacturers and importers from making and importing them into the US just like they did with light bulbs. The .gov has been attacking manufacturers for decades which has forced many to move their production, and those jobs, to overseas countries. The .gov has attacked car manufacturers, soap manufacturers, light bulbs, and a host of other industries in this manner. the .gov will simply make good effective products unavailable to the average citizen and the citizenry won’t know, care or know what to do about it. They’ll be content with their dancing and voting show, super sports ball and processed rubbish “food.”

    JQ

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