Sponsored by:
…because:
...guess that ol’ stun gun just wasn’t fully charged, huh?
...well, that’s just a vile slander against all those world-famous Black mathematicians… wait, ummm...
...so: the Serbians should have executed him first, and then the Brits shouldn’t have let him into their country. This was a fuckup so huge that multiple governments had to be involved.
...simple mistake being that he visited Australia in the first place.
...welcome to our world, geek assholes. “Don’t be evil” was a lie from the very beginning.
...only two? You’re a tough man, Sundance.
...also, rice. And white sugar, and white toilet paper, and, and, and... let’s not forget white-as-paper Norwegian academics.
...the original album wasn’t blasphemous enough, you see.
...by the way, Eatzi’s food markets in Dallas and Plano have been doing this for well over 20 years.
From the Dept. Of Priapism:
...wait, 57 and still raping? I’m thinking “over-achiever”, unless there’s a megaton of Viagra involved.
...wait: you got into a limo with a violent guy who made his living by beating other violent men half to death, and now you want to score 5 mill as a reward for your stupidity, three decades later?
And speaking of ancient history:
...lemme guess: you had absolutely no idea there would be lots of sex at Hef’s place. And you were also forced into the limo that took you there, thirty years ago.
Now, from our Nostradamus Dept. (no links, because):
…and… 
...the latter being more likely to be accurate.
And INSIGNIFICA:
...missed it by THIS much.
...serves you right for marrying Lady Gaga, mate.
Finally, from our Sports Desk (via longtime contributor Sean F.):
Mikayla Demaiter, who used to play in the Professional Women’s Hockey League as a goaltender, has had a successful career transition, and she was forced into it. Demaiter had to give up the game of hockey in 2019 after she suffered a knee injury that ended her career.
Hockey’s loss is our gain, methinks:
Cold shower, then off to work.
“ …wait: you got into a limo with a violent guy who made his living by beating other violent men half to death, and now you want to score 5 mill as a reward for your stupidity, three decades later?”
Well, see, her figure has gone south, she can now tie her titties in a bow behind her head, and she didn’t save anything from when the sugar-daddies were lining up….
Demaiter is quite fetching.
These “professors” who yammer on that everything is racist need to be fired and drummed out of academia immediately.
mmm bacon, delicious delicious bacon
JQ
Talk about high risk…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhLd54tQPBE
That asshole “professor” from Vanderbilt is showing his narrow, fucked up, “educated” mind. A black woman, Katherine Johnson, was a NASA mathematician who was counted on by John Glenn, among others, to be sure the trajectory and orbital calculations for their flights were correct before they’d risk the launch.
She was there, not because she was black or queer or any of the other worthless qualifications touted by the New Left, but because she was damned good at what she did, so good that a bunch of white men bet their lives on her work.