Sponsored (unofficially) by:
…for reasons that will become clear.
…I used to think like Stephen. Nowadays, however...
...Granholm again, the loathsome Green bitch. And speaking of people who need killing:
...having previously rejected using unicorn breath as being “perhaps unrealistic”.
...next: “Climate change causes assault weapons violence.”
And from the Dept. of Education:
...and for once, the story is even better than the headline.
...as the great Roger Sterling once said, when asked the first question: “Who cares?”
And in the Furrin News Dept:
...return to skiing, that is. His girlfriend has apparently left him for “someone who can satisfy me”.
...South African thieves are upset because he died before they could rob him.
...an actual fake headline.
...we have warned before about getting close to foreign phallic monuments, which drive Muslim men crazy, it appears.
...key word: Sweden.
...to make sex also illegal in the Red Light district.
As for SHOWBIZ INSIGNIFICA:
…whatever.
From the Dept. of Dubious Truth (sponsored by the New York Times):
...edited for reasons of space.
...okay, maybe that’s not quite accurate.
...but will only accept trannie women because inclusivity.
As for Leilani:
Skinny, but delectable nevertheless.
Overnight recount in Arizona finds two additional touchdowns for the Eagles.
The Los Angeles City Council would never reject a green energy proposal for being “unrealistic”. They would reject it because the un-woke reprobate voters won’t support the taxation level necessary to roll the new energy source out.
Eugene, Oregon.
Apparently after watching a YouTube video, our InstantEsteemedExperts® on the ‘city-council’ (whatever that is…) voted to ban Natural Gas for any new construction or remodel.
Blathering incoherently about ‘weather dithering’, council-members recognized the need for immediate action… and leapt to the fore-front to save humanity from imminent self-genocide.
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One council-member reportedly proclaimed:
* “Mister Electricity is our friend,
He comes to us through wires that bend!”
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Conspicuously missing from the press-release:
* any mention of remote-controlled electric-meters (that would be ‘metres’ if you are still clinging to that laughably-absurd metrical ‘system’), and their ability to be ‘browned’ or ‘blacked’ in case somebody decides.
Leilani has a very cute belly button. I would motorboat that one in a minute… if she would let me.
David Niven had an excellent frozen penis story.