Sponsored by the manufacturers of:
And in similar vein:
...and they said romance was dead.
...roll on Cherry 2000, baby.
...and handed it to the cops as “evidence”. Works for me.
...because no Black man, ever, has stolen a car.
...Rolling who?
...wait, a 1.5 Richter? [laughs in Turkish]
...once again: beware round numbers. And see next week’s breathless report which will completely contradict this one.
…sorry, m’lady, but this started LONG before #MeToo.
#PussificationOfTheWesternMale.
...okay, now THAT’S funny.
From the Dept. Of Energy:
...eagles to the west of me, whales in the east, here I am stuck in the middle with you coal. [thankee, Reader terrapod]
...and predictably, all the mainstream media reports are about how the cops beat him up while getting his gun away from him.
...if they can fuck with Roald Dahl’s books, I can bowdlerize their fucking headlines.
And from the dripping files of INSIGNIFICA:
And finally, on a musical note:
…and while we’re there:
I think she’s adorable — although I’m still trying to deal with her being 48 (!!!) — and she has a brilliant (and sexy) stage act.
..eagles to the west of me, whales in the east, here I am stuck in the middle with
youcoalI’m sure the victim will be sued by the Tunisian and the chowderhead will win the lawsuit.
That imbecile in Boston never got the memo to never apologize to the mob.
Rolling Stone? that cow pie is still published? Does anyone read it? Maybe some of their lists of best whatnot are worth reading and discussing but their social commentary is appalling. It’s worse than Mother Jones.
About the only thing that I have heard that is accurate for nutrition is to avoid over eating, eat from the farm rather than the factory. That is really about it. The rest of the reports are utter nonsense. Pick a food, any food. it’s bad for you until the next “study” is released. How has no one suffered whiplash by following the “science” that contradicts itself constantly.
JQ
I always had a soft spot for Jewell. The fact that she didnt have perfectly straight teeth was a bit of an endearing quality.
RE: The Florida “journalist” shooting: Expect The Usual Suspects to come out of the woodwork, demanding more of the same gun control that doesn’t work for the rest of us.
RE: Madonna and BoyToy: (Insert mandatory “How many times 23 goes into 64” math joke here.)
“Harvey Weinstein begs for mercy as he’s jailed for 16 more years for rape…”
Yeah, ask cellmate Bubba to use a rubber.