Not bad, all things considered. (The link is to the 1,000-round option, because of course.)
Month: February 2023
Incremental Costs
Soft-headed Lefties are always going on about the evils of cheap labor, using children as workers, and paying “fair wages”. Then there’s the use of agricultural pesticides to improve yields, which is doubleplusungood. Of course, they still expect to pay low prices for, say, their fruits and vegetables, as these neo-Marxists don’t have the first clue about how an economy actually works.
So we come to this breathless headline:
Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Farm Squat Shop is over 200% more expensive for essential items than the nearest supermarket.
Well, yes. He pays his staff (“workers”) well, doesn’t use pesticides, and charges prices that will yield his business a profit so that he can afford the costs of complying with government regulations. (He does not pay himself or his shop manager / girlfriend Lisa a salary, for obvious reasons, although technically speaking he should.)
All that said, the quality of the farm shop’s products is beyond reproach — fresh milk, vegetables and fruits, homemade honey from his own bees — and all those things that the high-end Waitrose chain, for example, have traded on for years.
And so his prices are higher than those of the local supermarket (Aldi, a “budget” operation if ever there was one) only six miles away, leading one to ask that if his prices are indeed that unbearably high, why are there long lines of people queuing up to buy the stuff? (Answer: because it’s the Diddly Squat brand.)
One would question why the “researchers” chose to use EDLP (everyday low price) Aldi rather than pricey Waitrose — answer: because the price disparity might not be that great, if there was any disparity at all… oops.
And let’s not forget that The Greatest Living Englishman is a frequent target for The Envious Set, because he’s wealthy and successful — just not as a result of farming.
Journalists… those who talk about everything, but know absolutely nothing.
Gratuitous Gun Pic: Ithaca Flues (20ga)
Here’s a lovely old beauty at Collectors:
A little background: Ithaca’s “Flues” shotguns were based on that eponymous patented action, and were so popular that they ended up driving Remington our of the double-barrel shotgun business. Some believe that the single-barrel variant shotguns were the best-selling ones of all time.
For me, the only speed-bump on this particular gun is the semi-pistol grip (rather than the straight “English” stock that I prefer). That said, I’d get this one in a heartbeat. Know why? Here’s its description, from Collectors:
The barrels have 98% blue with just a bit of surface pitting, on the underside, probably from holding them there. Bores are excellent. The receiver has about 60% faded case colors with some light staining and speckling. Stock is very good with most of the varnish and some light marks. A good looking example you wouldn’t be afraid to shoot.
And the kicker: its serial number places its manufacture (I think) in the mid-50s — when I was born — and the above description could be an answer to the question: “If Kim was a gun, what would he be like?”
Old-fashioned, well-used, a little battered, but still trustworthy, and deadly.
Quod erat demonstratum.
News Roundup
Sponsored by the makers of:
From the Dept. Of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:
...Snowflake City.
...I prefer to keep things simple: don’t trust ANY government agency.
And speaking of government-run institutions:
...because of course he would.
From the Dept. Of Irony:
...or as he himself might say: “Burn, baby, burn.”
From the Dept. Of Education:
...only 55? They need to try harder.
...what’s gambled in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Dept. Of International News:
...as are all who dare challenge the Great Cultural Melting Pot Experiment.
...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪…it’s raining beasts, hallelujah...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
...laugh all you want, but in a couple years’ time this won’t be satire.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
This Roundup’s Hotty Totty:
There’s this Brit TV show about people leaving gloomy Britishland for sunnier climes, and one of the show’s hosts is named Laura Hamilton:
Little toothy, but still quite MILFy…
Slipped On The Soap
The headline for this story says it all:
Arkansas cops rule suicide in death of Clinton aide linked to Jeffrey Epstein – who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck – despite no sign of weapon
Keyword: Clinton.
This poor schmuck didn’t die because of his ties to Epstein — who also didn’t kill himself — but because he knew too much about Bill Clinton’s ties to Epstein (who, lest you missed the earlier comment, didn’t kill himself).
The sooner this crime family disappears from this Earth, the better off we’ll all be.
Hard Pass
Ah yes, ’twas that time of year when Perv City could live up to its reputation:
On Sunday night, during Carnival celebrations, five people – including a young girl – were shot around 9.30pm.
And no, that’s not Rebel Wilson.
Would I want to go there?
“Hot needles” and “scrotum” come to mind…