When Monica’s application to join the Chess Club was approved she was sure she would finally be recognized for her superior mind.
Black pants to woman: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when a bet is on the line!”
Chess bored.
when you and your buddy pay for the full hour but still have 52 minutes left.
Winner gets the table, draw = threesome. She can’t lose.
Winner gets to flip the board AND the table.
Chess Match, by Salvador Dali
I’m board she sighed, hoping this was not the excitement for the knight. Can I polish you bishop ?
One Night In Bangkok (in the Somerset Maugham Suite).
All the captured pawns went in a box, but Wendy really enjoyed the that captured bishops went in a different box.
“I thought a threesome with these two old guys would be more exciting.
Walid Ebeid, last seen in Cairo during the tumultuous 1970s, expresses his ‘realistic expressionism’ through the vibrant placement of citrus fruits!
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*****
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Walid Ebeid (of the Cairo Ebeids) enjoyed a brief period of ‘transition’ exploration in this timely self-portrait!
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*****
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Even decades after the initial televised discussions (in black-n-white, because art!), art historians (or ‘artstorians’ as knowing insiders call their clammish clan) remain perplexed as to the perplexing placement of the disembodied filling-station snozzle… and yet, unanimously agree it deserves a serious round of applause!
While chess is a great game to play, my title would be:
Check and mate.
When Monica’s application to join the Chess Club was approved she was sure she would finally be recognized for her superior mind.
Black pants to woman: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when a bet is on the line!”
Chess bored.
when you and your buddy pay for the full hour but still have 52 minutes left.
Winner gets the table, draw = threesome. She can’t lose.
Winner gets to flip the board AND the table.
Chess Match, by Salvador Dali
I’m board she sighed, hoping this was not the excitement for the knight. Can I polish you bishop ?
One Night In Bangkok (in the Somerset Maugham Suite).
All the captured pawns went in a box, but Wendy really enjoyed the that captured bishops went in a different box.
“I thought a threesome with these two old guys would be more exciting.
Walid Ebeid, last seen in Cairo during the tumultuous 1970s, expresses his ‘realistic expressionism’ through the vibrant placement of citrus fruits!
.
*****
.
Walid Ebeid (of the Cairo Ebeids) enjoyed a brief period of ‘transition’ exploration in this timely self-portrait!
.
*****
.
Even decades after the initial televised discussions (in black-n-white, because art!), art historians (or ‘artstorians’ as knowing insiders call their clammish clan) remain perplexed as to the perplexing placement of the disembodied filling-station snozzle… and yet, unanimously agree it deserves a serious round of applause!
While chess is a great game to play, my title would be:
Mistaken priorities