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And speaking of getting the runs:


...fuckers need to be invaded again, just to set them straight.  Powdered beer… JHC.


that’s Detroit MI, with its long, rich heritage of brewing.


...okay, I pick “hell”. Your move, Brandon.


...leaving only 6 million or so illegal voter registrations to go.


...in accountants’ terms, he “lost” money even though he ended up with $120 million or something over what he originally paid for it.  Not that any of it matters, cos he’s dead.

From the Dept. Of Irony:


...despite (or maybe because of) naming him “Cuddles”.

From the Dept. Of “Defense”:


...if I were a donor, I’d also hold off till they rename it the “Robert E. Lee Military Institute”.

And news from the SPCA:


...can you spell “irrational panic”, children?  And:


...reaction from all cat-loving losers in 3…2…1...

Now it’s INSIGNIFICA TIME:

And finally:


...nothing “weird” about that at all, IMO.  Especially when you see them:

Not really my cup(s) of tea, but that’s the news for ya.

4 comments

  1. Re: those lovely twins:

    It is refreshing to see their natural beauty not marked up every where with multiple tattoos.

    So rare these days…

    1. grafitti and fishing lures are very off putting. I have never seen a woman and had the thought that some giant tattoos would enhance her beauty.

      JQ

  2. The South Park episode was hilarious. The part where they introduce the Prince’s book “Waaagh” was hysterical. As is common with those two, they skewered those two to a degree I’m not surprised Prince Ginger Snowflake needs therapy.

  3. Powdered brew? Sure, why not? And exactly for the reason in the headline. Storage space and weight. Plus, beer as we know it has a time limit but the powdered variety may not. I wouldn’t mind having, say, 50 cases worth of the powdered on hand at all times.

    The twins?
    Look dumb as a box of fruit loops, but yeah, I’d work em like rented mules given the chance.

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