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From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...of course they are. As long as you can produce some, you know, proof of your assertion, you malevolent troll.
...yeah, petty reasons like escaping grinding poverty, bloody civil wars and Muslim barbarism just can’t compete.
...are we sure it’s not that pesky climate change’s fault?
...fantasy, meet reality. Pretty, innit?
And for the next such meeting, watch this development:
...this “reimagining” will work out not as hoped for by people named Gavin Newsom, but precisely as expected by the Reality-Based Community.
And in Entertainment News:
...not that anyone can actually afford Disneyland’s prices anymore anyway.
From the Heart Of Stone Chronicles:
...okay, you can all quit that derisive laughter now.
...so to sum up: telling the truth is now a terrorist crime? Got it.
...which would be nice, except that then you have to live among Swiss people.
...I think Biden needs to suffer a lot more, on a more profound and elemental level. Related:
When you ask ChatGPT to create a photo of a bitter socialist eco-warrior activist with an Ivy League degree and possible lesbian tendencies, this is probably what you’ll get:
…and… 
...am I the only one who thinks that there’s so much wrong with both these situations?
And from the Dept. Of Corporate Fascism:
...the “opposition” did not include whipping, defenestration, tar & feathers or heads on pikes, but it should have.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
And finally:
...keyword: Germany.
However, this being Germany, there’s also a greater-than-zero chance of this:
And that’s it for the news.
“Biden suffers embarrassing defeat” should become a standing headline for the good of American strength and prosperity.
The standard excuses are “It’s Trump’s fault” and “Climate change caused this.” All other reasons and causes especially the real ones are ignored.
Are the credit card companies really dropping this or are they just claiming that due to the push back they received? I wouldn’t be surprised if they were doing this in a more sneaky and conniving manner and moving along full steam ahead.
JQ
In the mid eighties wife and I were sitting on the grassy strand by the Bodensee in Meersburg when a huge, fat, middle aged German woman put down her beach blanket, stripped off, lay down and splayed out. She apparently wanted to sun tan her entire body including her operations centre.
I was horrified, my wife was hiccoughing with laughter, so we left.
There you go with that weightist hateful speech… I’m going to report you to the Canucki Hate Squad. (I don’t know if they have one but I would not be surprised.)
This was a particular pet peeve of my Mother (not Gaia). It was not in regard to nudity but she used to rail on the fact that “you dont have to look like a model, but for God’s sake learn to wear something flattering” The unspoken maxim being “You can’t stuff 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag”. Tho I think that particular exercise in Physics is being constantly challenged.
The Zip-ah-dee-do-dah song is just the tip of the iceberg for changes coming to Disneyland. Splash Mountain is scheduled for demolition for the same reason. Since both the song and the ride contain references to Song of the South (a movie that Disney has sent down the memory hole), both have to go per Iger’s proclamation. Disney is in the last infantile tantrums before realizing “get woke, go broke” is a real thing.
The tourists just keep coming to Dollywood, in Pigeon Forge, TN, in vastly increasing numbers.
We’re not a woke environment here in East TN.
F Disney. They can’t go broke fast enough.
JQ
Thanks for the booba and cameltoe, Kim.
I needed the lift.
And you know how i feel about both of them – natural wonders of the world.
“When you ask ChatGPT to create a photo of a bitter socialist eco-warrior activist with an Ivy League degree and possible lesbian tendencies, this is probably what you’ll get:”
That is, if Rosa DeLauro (D-CONN) is too busy for a photo shoot.
If was ever stabbed to death for an overpriced wristwatch, I’d want the thief to go home with a fake.
But wait! That’s unpossible! The Brits banned guns and pointed knives, so how can anyone be murdered over there?