Rather Die

There’s just no end to the madness:

Same sex couples score better than straight people in most sex studies, consistently across the board. Research shows they have better orgasms, more partner orgasms and more satisfying sex all round.

Really?  And just how do we quantify “better” orgasms, Sex Lady?  Describing an orgasm, any orgasm, to someone else is like trying to describe a sunset to a blind man in the first place.  Then, to define “better” in terms of “degrees of indescribable”?

Ah don’ thank so, Scooter.

Never mind that I’m never going to ask someone else for tips on having better sex — FFS, have we no decency nowadays? — and also because I’m not 15 anymore.

And frankly, if I wanted to know how lesbians pleasure other women, I’d hit the “Lesbo Porn” tag at letsfuck.com.

I don’t want to be part of this world anymore.

Fuck it, I’m off to the range.

14 comments

  1. No doubt the “rating” is purely based on self assessment by the people questioned.
    And whereas more than a few married people see sex purely as something to be suffered through because “you’re supposed to do it”, while homosexuals do it for the fun and thrill, not just “because you’re supposed to try and make children”, homosexuals overall are indeed liable to report more enjoyment from it.

  2. One of the less pleasant things about aging is that we olde phartes notice the crazy more.

    I really don’t think there’s more of it, the human race is substantially bonkers now, but it always has been.

    We do seem to be doing a worse job of controlling the crazies.

  3. The more I hear of various studies, ones like this especially, the more I am convinced that these “studies” are conducted and written by intellectually stunted imbeciles. They’ve become a make work program. When I volunteered with Habitat for Humanity in my youth, the projects often attracted far more volunteers than were needed. So in the morning half the group would do something productive and the other half would move lumber. In the afternoon, the groups would swap assignments. The lumber pile would be moved back to where it started. I think that these “studies” are moving the lumber pile. One week they report one thing, a couple months later they’ll report the opposite. In this case though they’re just trying to reinforce the “benefits” and acceptance of homosexuality.

    JQ

  4. The ultimate long-term goal here, of course, is depopulation. These same people think the world is over populated (which is bunk; the entire population of the planet would fit in Texas, with room to spare) and they are doing their best to lower it. They see lowered birth rates as a positive, forgetting, of course, that more people means more creativity, invention, productivity, etc. “Stable” is another word for “stagnant.”

    What they really want to do is simply murder a few billion people (think that’s exaggerating? Google “Pol Pot”). But even they don’t think they’re really qualified to decide which few billion to kill (for the most part; some actually have that level of hubris), so they’ll encourage as many non-productive unions (from a reproduction standpoint) as they can, and let “nature” take its course.

    It’s worse than that. This morning’s NPR news endorsed a government “truth” agency to police “misinformation.” Folks, the ruling class and the mainstream media are laying the groundwork for gutting the heart and soul of the First Amendment – the idea that the State may NOT, under any circumstances, define what is truth, and enforce that truth. Once we cross that bridge, the USA as we have known it and love it is well and truly over. THIS, folks, is why Americans are armed to the teeth. If and when that agency arrives, the use of “2nd Amendment remedies” will be well and truly justified.

    I hope that day never comes. But I fear the groundwork for it is already well underway. They’ve already tried once, and it got shot down pretty quickly. They didn’t lay the groundwork first. Well, they’re laying the groundwork now.

    And yes, friendly NSA man who I have no doubt is reading along, NOW we’re really talking about revolution and armed action. Let’s please not let it come to this.

    1. Roses are Red
      Violets are Blue
      I’m happy to be on a government watchlist
      With all of you!

  5. When I first glanced at the title (before my coffee) I thought ‘Dan Rather died?’ You’re a vicious little tease, Kim.

  6. When our krazy elites decide to initiate a mass depopulation of the Earth, symbolically I hope they announce it in conjunction with the Ides of March so that we can all shout “Et Sic Tyrannis” as we respond with whatever weapon is at hand and go all Marcus Junius Brutus on them.

  7. Perverts gonna perv because that’s what they do, most healthy grown ups don’t have to over think the sex stuff if they have a decent partner to share all their life stuff. That’s always a big if but those who are bent in a different direction tend to spend a lot more time then regular folks thinking about and doing their pervy sex stuff. I used to work with a nice gay guy when I was in the art and crafts business and he told me, this was in the 1980’s, that gay guys live life at least three times faster than straight people, this was before the aids stuff broke out, and he was telling me that pre-aids time gay guys did not plan to live long lives because they were always kind of worn out from all their doing stuff.

    Years later I was a good coffee drinking friend with a lip-stick lesbian who was the a store manager in an adjacent store to mine and she would discuss some of the relationship problems she tended to get herself into form time to time. She ended up pairing with the more butchy type ladies who tended to be cranky and mean and at time physically abusive when they did not get their way. I don’t know about all sorts of studies but in my experience with friends of those whose twigs are bent in a different way, life appeared to be a lot more complicated and kind of disjointed from what us boring regular folks tend to do.

    I don’t care what any adult human persons do with their personal pieces and parts or who they do it with as long as they don’t cause harm and respect me with my choice of conventional fun with a female person partner. Last observation is that my 32 years being married to my second wife who has about the same amount of in the bedroom drive as me has been delightful. First time around that wife did not like herself and did not care too much for others so we were not matched up very well. Life if good when you can share with someone who is good and I don’t worry much about how much pervs get or if they have more zingy stuff when they get it. That will be all.

  8. An old couple are having a candlelight dinner to celebrate their fiftieth weeding anniversary, just the two of them. Things are quiet until she reaches across the table and knocks him off his chair with a roundhouse punch. She then helps him back onto his seat and they resume dinner. After a few minutes, he asks what that was for and she responds “Fifty years of bad sex!” They continue their meal quietly until he reaches across the table and slaps her off her chair. He then helps her back up and they again continue eating. A few minutes more pass until she inquires why he knocked her off her chair and he says “For knowing what good sex is.”

  9. “…have we no decency…”
    =============
    Apparently not.
    Part of the reason why I rarely venture out of the woods.
    The world is a ghetto.

  10. Look, God didn’t want us to be hot and horny for all our lives. We get out teen years to build up a healthy curiosity about sex, our twenties and thirties to make the best of our situations however we can, and our forties to begin to wind down. If all that curiosity and activity produces children, we usually have plenty of energy to deal with raising offspring and the strength to restrain our urges to drown them. By the time we’re in our fifties and later, most of us have good memories of our past exploits, or God blesses us with a silver tongue so we can brag about things to our friends at the corner tavern.

    Yes, some old stallions can still answer the bell in their eighties and nineties, and they should be proud. But what you don’t see is the team of intensive care specialists that have to respond to bring these old studs back from Death’s door afterwards.

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