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Month: March 2023
How About Just MYOFB?
Is there no end to this bullshit?
How often should you really be masturbating? Experts give weekly target for men AND women
I think the word “should” is the first word that makes my nose start to twitch, while “weekly target” follows close behind.
Of course, the answer is: “As much or as little as you feel like”, but the real answer is “Just mind your own fucking business, all of you”.
Just in case you’re behind your weekly quota [sic], however, here’s a little assistance:
No need to thank me; it’s all part of the service.
Color Palette
This article got my attention:
Why is grey the most popular car colour for the fifth year running? How subtler shades have dominated the market for a decade — and the reason brighter tones have fallen out of favour.
The reason, as any fule kno, is simple:
Consumers are concerned about a bright colour ‘driving down the resale value of their car’.
Which is fine, I guess. Certainly, if I were buying another car today, I might not accept that ghastly bronze-y color of a decade back — even if the thing was really cheap because of it.
The problem, of course, is that car colors can date a car, e.g.
Haven’t seen too many modern cars looking like that, have you? (I’m talking about the color, of course — although that applies to its styling too.)
And let’s be honest: as much as they are the boring same-ol’-same ol’, black, gray, white and silver cars do carry over the years (and even decades), whereas brown, bronze, “champagne” and so on do not.
The latest color craze I see nowadays is that ghastly “putty”- or “cement” gray:
Ugh. And the trend towards matte finishes should be halted by legislation.
Interestingly enough, there are non-bland colors that stay popular: red, yellow, dark blue and dark green (a.k.a. “British Racing Green”), but that really depends on the car, of course, e.g.
…but even I might draw the line at a purple Dino, especially if I had another choice:
Ah-ha! white and silver, just like the article suggests. But even for a Dino, I’d never take one of these:
…because, you see, I live in Texas — where the last thing you want is a black car which turns your car into an oven (against which the Dino’s puny lil’ Italian a/c unit stands no chance).
That’s not a problem they have in Britishland, of course.
Every Dog, Parte Deux
Continuing our celebration of International Chicks’ Day:
South Africa: Demi-Leigh Tebow
Sweden: Izabella Scorupco
Denmark: Birgitte Hjort Sorensen
Canada: Kim Cloutier
Finland: Anna Easteden
Bulgaria: Nina Dobrev
Norway: Silje Norendal
Austria: Anna Fenninger
And that’s it… till tomorrow.
Today’s Earworm
…and I truly apologize if you can’t shake this one off for the rest of the day.
Every Dog Has Its Day
…although I guess to be accurate, it should be “Every Bitch Has Her Day”.
Puzzled?
It’s International Woman’s Day, dummy, so we have to celebrate international women or something. So here we go, with a few women from all over the world:
Mexico: Salma Hayek
England: Charlotte Hawkins
Scotland: Kirsty Gallacher
Wales: Carol Vorderman
Ireland: Aisling Bea
France: Eva Green
Spain: Penelope Cruz
Russia: Maria Kozhevnikova
Italy: Diletta Leotta
Okay, just one more or we’ll be here all day…
Germany: Alica Schmidt
What fun. I think I’ll pay tribute to more International Women again… maybe tomorrow, if everyone likes the idea.