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  1. Allegedly, Nicola Sturgeon (former First Minister of Scotland) was known as Seaweed in her youth, because not even the sea would take her out.

  4. Many seafood names to be avoided.
    Quahog
    Hagfish
    Blowfish
    But most especially
    Razor Clam

  5. Kim, I used your recipe for biltong you posted a while back. It worked, it was delicious. Only problem is, I started gaining weight…

  6. Are food nics a thing? Speaking of nics, I acquired mine (SEP – acronym for my nic here) during my radio daze. I found myself at a cluster of stations where it was like working at the freaking UN. So we assigned the most politically incorrect nics we could to one another. About what you’d expect – Spearchucker, Dago, Chink, Nip, Porch Money, Kraut, etc.

    As I was getting my voiceover business underway, I did on hold menus for company phone systems. On one occasion I was issued a keycard on a lanyard for access to the ridiculously secured sooper sekret inner sanctum where I could perform this critical task, and instructed to write my name on it. I wrote SEP. When I turned it back in, the office manager (whom we’ll call RC – Rancid Cunt) busted me for not writing my actual name, & asked me why SEP. I told her & her face turned roughly the color of a bloody tampon. “I don’t know who you think you are, Mr. Kotowski (she pronounced it Ko-toe-whisky) but that’s not how we conduct ourselves at Volt Enterprises!”

    “Thanks for the heads up. Sayonara, Bubba-san” I replied.

    The check cleared, but I was never invited back.

  7. If you haven’t heard of it & wish to be truly horrified, do a search for Shiro Ishii & Unit 731. Ishii was about 20 years older than Mengele, and makes Joseph look like Elmer Fudd. STDs were running rampant thru the Jap military, something Ishii was tasked to look into. Jelly Filled Buns is how the 731 staff often referred to deliberately infected prisoners.

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