So let’s start with womyns…
...I prefer the Roger Sterling take:
...thus showing more commonsense than the average politician blaming the guns.
...because they’re idiots. See next item:
...I think all PETA members should be forced to house the rats in their own homes.
From the Lawn Awder Files:
...busy little boy, huh?
...and:
...ah yes, “teens”. Shorter, and easier to spell than “gangs of Black hooligans”.
And speaking of Black hooligans, Over There this time:
...first, they came for the guns. Then, the machetes. And then:
...and after this… screwdrivers? hammers? potato peelers?
...that “gender equity” thing is a bitch, innit?
In “World” News:
...okay; how about “enemy”?
From Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...what? Solar power not working for Finland, then? And:
...that’s page 272 in Das Kapital.
...”give”? Fuck off, Fattie. If your fat ass overflows, buy your fat ass its own seat.
...annnnnnd:
And for more INSIGNIFICA:
...you could start by minding your own fucking business [sic].
And speaking of sexual activity:
...I know, I know:
...and a few more:
Hey… summer’s coming, right?
I can hardly wait for the Democratic National Convention…
Somewhere, there’s a painting of Liz Hurley that keeps getting older. We need to send a division of Marines to guard it.
Fort Knox would be appropriate with the armored division etc around it
JQ
Liz Hurley vs Paige Spiranac.
JQ
Not even close.
Paige all the way.
Augusts in Chicago can be quite unpleasant, without the addition of thousand more democrats. If things in Chicago get worse (If? Iknow, I know…) it could make the last Democrat National Convention look like a pie fight. Will Chicago cops sit on their hands or “preserve disorder”?
A prediction for the UK: In the future (after banning guns, knives, etc., etc.) cricketers will have to get a local police constable to open the safe containing their cricket bats in order to use them for practice, or a match. The bats will have serial numbers, which will be noted by the police when they are removed from the safe and replaced, and if broken, or rendered unusable, the bat will be destroyed by the police in an eco-safe manner. Never mind the background checks for those pro or amateur handy men who want to purchase a hammer!
poor buggers.
I’ll take “cops sit on their hands” for $400, Alex.
…“cops sit on their hands”…
I do hope so. The poxy Dems need a big dose of what they’ve spawned, with national, nay… world wide coverage..
Liz Hurley …. mmmmm MILF’y goodness!
…first, they came for the guns. Then, the machetes. And then:
Pointed Sticks?
Isn’t the term “Black hooligans” redundant?