Frankly, I kinda prefer the days when most women were tranq’d up and calmer. Still:
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From the Dept. Of Education:
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...keyword: Wales. Frankly, I don’t see the fuss — no kids involved, just some chick who likes doing sex things with a chance of being caught in the act.
And speaking of sex things:
...lock up your fathers.
...FFS, Hermione: get a grip.
From the High Crimes & Misdemeanors Files:
...which it is. And on the topic of theft:
...if the LA cops aren’t going to charge goblins for theft, then citizens will just mete out their own justice.
...that’s a little ironic, seeing as it’s the Fibbies who are most likely to be doing the hacking.
And in Business News:
...Xerox could not be reached for comment.
...let me see… oh, none anywhere near Plano. Thanks for nothing, assholes.
In the very bowels of INSIGNIFICA:
...next shocker: men wank watching PornHub.
Finally, in Fashion News:
...not too surprising; a lot of men like meat on their bones. It’s only the homo fashion designers with little-boy fetishes who prefer them skeletal.
And that’s all the news that’s fat to print.
In no particular order:
ALL taxation is theft. Inheritance tax is particularly insidious because it compounds a family tragedy. Even more so because its sole purpose is to prevent generational wealth from being created.
Always had a bit of an old man crush on Emma Watson, but for God’s sake lay off the Xanax.
Additionally I always thought Ms Ashley Graham to be alluring and mostly have a good head on her shoulders, then somewhere in some article she starts whining about racism or something cuz her hubs is black. Apparently if you have enough morals to not “leak” a sex tape the only other way you can ingratiate yourself with the Hollywood class is to screech about racism.
Regarding the tape made in Wales, were both participants of the same species? Was that confirmed with DNA analysis?
More thieves need to receive that sort of punishment.
Nice to see a woman without her hip bones and ribs sticking out.
AOC says something stupid is a standing headline. The details will vary with each of her more recent statements but the headline remains appropriate.
JQ
Even better is that AOC quote is actually satire. But it’s all-too believable.
listen to her speak and she says stuff that is so outlandish and foolish that the satire can’t be distinguished from her bullshit.
JQ
Ashley Graham: I have to admit that when I was going through lean times, I harpooned a couple of whales.
Madonna 64: Used to have nipple caps, now she has knee caps. Gravity.