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And other things that leave a bad taste in your mouth:

…has anyone seen the cost of guns recently? It can’t get any harder.

...in other words, an “Influencer” award. Everybody get excited.
From the Dept. of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:

...time is always “running out”… and then it doesn’t. All these fucking fearmongers need to be thrown into a deep pit and buried so we don’t have to put up with their wailing anymore.

...frankly, I’m ready for ALL the millennial obsessions to be over. See next item:

...winner of the “Millennial Headline Of The Year” award. And:

...“ditching booze”… ugh, what a revolting thought.

...oh, the perils of your language having a tiny vocabulary. [/France]
In XXX News:

...my question: who would be a “fan” of a porno actress?

...just the latest in oh-so many, Mike.

...uh, let’s classify this as a First World problem, shall we?
And in INSIGNIFICA:


...and the answer is… in the link.
And finally, in Sports News:

And without her fan costume, so to speak:

And if there’s any more news, I don’t wanna know about it.