And speaking of getting the finger:
...as woker becomes broker.
...see above.
...bloody peasants. How dare you try to improve your standard of living?
…
…then gets shot dead by irate homeowner — oh wait, this is Los Angeles, nemmind.
...nor should he, except that he’s a Brit — which means that you have to allow burglars free rein on your property, even if they threaten your life. Kinda like L.A.
…
...go Huskers. Better late than never.
From the Dept. of Unforeseen Consequences:
...you don’t say.
...forget it, Jake; it’s Michigan.
In Showbiz News:
...witchcraft and sorcery inexplicably omitted from secret.
And related:
...so we’ve gone from this: 
...to this: 
Now is when we suck out the INSIGNIFICA:
...headline may include a typo. And no, I have no clue who she is, either.
And that’s all the news fit to (un)cover.
Tony Martin is a hero decades before Kyle Rittenhouse.
people who beheaded and burnt an effigy of Macron face jail time? I thought we kicked the krauts out of cheese and wine land so the wine swilling surrender monkeys could have free speech and such.
Woman dies after falling out of an ambulance? Either the door latch broke or the EMS folks didn’t secure the doors. It’s not rocket science folks.
Don’t forget Jack Daniels and their trans camp two years ago. Their parent company is Brown Foreman so there are plenty of liquor brands to boycott. Disney, Budweiser and Fox can’t go broke fast enough.
JQ