Never Mind Your 5-Year-Old

…it appears that even a raven can do what Jackson Pollock did:

It’s Jackdaw Pollock! Odin the raven paints just like the American artist whose work is worth millions

A creative raven has the art world in a flap after producing a stunning range of experimental paintings – with her beak.

Eleven-year-old Odin uses an array of vivid animal-safe paints and food colourings to make her amazing abstract works, which are flying off the shelves…

My favorite part:

for up to £15.

…which is about what people should be paying for Pollock’s stupid splashes and daubings, instead of millions.

7 comments

  1. To say nothing of the brilliant money laundering works produced by Hunter Crackhead Biden to keep “The Big Guy” supplied with pudding cups and soft serve ice cream.

  2. The crow (Odin) is behaving far above it’s normal capacity, and the human (Pollock) is behaving far below it’s normal capacity.

    1. that sums it up well.

      However, Pollock got paid a lot of money for rubbish so perhaps the media of his artistry isn’t canvas and paints, but rather it’s in BS and scamming money from imbeciles.

  3. Not sure where I picked it up but it still rings true –
    If I ( or one of my pets ) can do it, it’s NOT art !

    1. Same holds true for music. If I can recreate the drums on a Casio keyboard, it ain’t music.

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