16 comments

  1. My new gasoline-scented underarm deodorant has the men lining up for me.

  2. For those who remember obscure sketches from ‘Secret Policeman’s Other Ball’…

    “OH, CHA! CHA! CHA! CHA! “

  3. My “OnlyFans” account got subscribed!
    I can afford to fill my gas tank!
    Yay!

  4. How to tell when the President is a Republican, and gasoline is once again $1.59 per gallon.

  5. I encouragingly draw your attention to the exquisite use of the ‘distanced diminish’ photographic system as we see a yuge armpit in ‘visual front’ with the head in ‘visual rear’ poking out of the sunroof!
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    I reluctantly draw your mind-in-the-gutter attention to the symbology of the ‘snoozle’ ‘inserted’ into the ‘filler hole’ of the vehicle!
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    I inspiringly draw your attention to the intriguing use of fringe to add ‘movement’ to the seemingly bullet-proof and bomb-resistant upper torso garment!
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    I retro-ly draw your attention to the rope-wrapped ‘Wedgie’ high-heels, a trend hopefully sweeping the nation once again… and not a moment too late!

  6. Girl from New Jersey celebrates herself upon successful pumping of gas .

    Yes, I’ve had to help kids from NJ pump their own gas. I shit you not.

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