My new gasoline-scented underarm deodorant has the men lining up for me.
The Youngstown Cheerleaders spot a potential recruit.
Will strip for gas money.
She’s an ‘M-C-A’ short of a Village.
For those who remember obscure sketches from ‘Secret Policeman’s Other Ball’…
“OH, CHA! CHA! CHA! CHA! “
Phoebe celebrated that her last pole dance gig paid for fuel that week.
My “OnlyFans” account got subscribed!
I can afford to fill my gas tank!
Yay!
How to tell when the President is a Republican, and gasoline is once again $1.59 per gallon.
I love the smell of gasoline in the morning. It smells like …. victory!
some great captions already!
I encouragingly draw your attention to the exquisite use of the ‘distanced diminish’ photographic system as we see a yuge armpit in ‘visual front’ with the head in ‘visual rear’ poking out of the sunroof!
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I reluctantly draw your mind-in-the-gutter attention to the symbology of the ‘snoozle’ ‘inserted’ into the ‘filler hole’ of the vehicle!
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I inspiringly draw your attention to the intriguing use of fringe to add ‘movement’ to the seemingly bullet-proof and bomb-resistant upper torso garment!
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I retro-ly draw your attention to the rope-wrapped ‘Wedgie’ high-heels, a trend hopefully sweeping the nation once again… and not a moment too late!
I usually have to stop at a fast food emporium for gas and a tart.
It feels so *good* getting pumped!
Girl from New Jersey celebrates herself upon successful pumping of gas .
Yes, I’ve had to help kids from NJ pump their own gas. I shit you not.
My new gasoline-scented underarm deodorant has the men lining up for me.
The Youngstown Cheerleaders spot a potential recruit.
Will strip for gas money.
She’s an ‘M-C-A’ short of a Village.
For those who remember obscure sketches from ‘Secret Policeman’s Other Ball’…
“OH, CHA! CHA! CHA! CHA! “
Phoebe celebrated that her last pole dance gig paid for fuel that week.
My “OnlyFans” account got subscribed!
I can afford to fill my gas tank!
Yay!
How to tell when the President is a Republican, and gasoline is once again $1.59 per gallon.
I love the smell of gasoline in the morning. It smells like …. victory!
some great captions already!
I encouragingly draw your attention to the exquisite use of the ‘distanced diminish’ photographic system as we see a yuge armpit in ‘visual front’ with the head in ‘visual rear’ poking out of the sunroof!
.
I reluctantly draw your mind-in-the-gutter attention to the symbology of the ‘snoozle’ ‘inserted’ into the ‘filler hole’ of the vehicle!
.
I inspiringly draw your attention to the intriguing use of fringe to add ‘movement’ to the seemingly bullet-proof and bomb-resistant upper torso garment!
.
I retro-ly draw your attention to the rope-wrapped ‘Wedgie’ high-heels, a trend hopefully sweeping the nation once again… and not a moment too late!
I usually have to stop at a fast food emporium for gas and a tart.
It feels so *good* getting pumped!
Girl from New Jersey celebrates herself upon successful pumping of gas .
Yes, I’ve had to help kids from NJ pump their own gas. I shit you not.
I miss full service gas stations!
Damn, the hitcher chose gas!