From the Dept. of Lost Causes:
...irrelevant AND stupid is no way to go through life, son. And speaking of a hopeless cause:
...and I urge our TexGov to permit the shooting of illegals as they’re crossing the Rio Grande. Mine has a better chance of success.
Some good news, for a change:
...keep ’em coming (or rather, going), Izzies.
...keep ’em going, Gov.
...I thought Mayor Betelgeuse had been voted out of office already — oh wait, that was until yesterday. But this is worse — a LOT worse:
...”A grateful nation says thank you for your service — now fuck off and live on the streets.”
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...so basically, all Britishland’s feeble attempts to cut back cow farts have been just a waste of time, then?
Some Showbiz News:
...ummm let’s see: Elizabeth’s age at her coronation: 25. Charles’s age at his: 75. I’m frankly surprised the old boy stayed awake through the whole thing.
...fair enough, as long as you fegelehs are also banned from playing straight characters.
...that’s okay; I have an emotional support 1911 handgun that I carry whenever I leave the house, too.
…to whit:
…which leads us automatically into other INSIGNIFICA:
…and the last two items segue neatly back to today’s sponsor:
...that’s okay, my darlin’: you keep showing ’em, and we’ll keep looking.
…and that’s a fine way to end all the news that’s fit to uncover.
Are we supposed to be impressed in some way that Hanoi Jane (SPIT!) doesn’t wear underwear? At 85, I would think she probably wears Depends, but really, so effing what? she should have left this planet about the time she starred in “Barbarella.”
She’s on the cover of the most current People magazine. That gave me an opportunity to explain treason to my 9 year old son as we were standing in the checkout line at the local Publix. This segued into a discussion on the Vietnam War and the evils of both communism and Democrats.
I never thought that a Hanoi Jane could serve a useful purpose in the world until you shared your anecdote about teaching your son about Democrats and other communists.
JQ
Texas Rep. Holland Votes to Raise AR-15 Minimum Purchase Age to 21 After 33-Year-Old Mall Attacker Uses One
If the shooter is 33 years old, how does he expect his law to stop the shooter?
Logic is missing.
so are we changing Hannoi Jane’s nickname to Low Tide Jane?
JQ
I don’t like that visual. Go stand in the corner.