And speaking of women underfoot:
...which I’m sure comes as a shock to the inhabitants of Miami’s South Beach, a.k.a. Sodom and Gomorrah South.
Some Elf News:
…
...key word: Mexico.
And now, it’s Gay News!
...whatever could this mean? Oh:
...visual: Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.
...not worse enough, and they don’t have enough fingers to plug the dike. And speaking of which:
...even those eeevil guns, Rosie? Asking for a friend.
From Spirit Airlines News:
...wait for it…
From the Lawn Order Files:
...wait, I thought this kind of thing was impossible because Japan Gun Laws.
...so send her to Juvie in Chicago for six years: she’ll have all the action she can handle, and quite a bit more she can’t.
From the Dept. of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:
...actually, France already HAS an annual wealth tax, so what they mean is INCREASE the wealth tax to pay for their gummint’s foolishness.
...spoiler: nukes. Actually, just one nuke.
And from the sublime to the ridiculous:
...fucking hell, is this guy EVER going to get over his dead dog?
...am I the only one thinking “depth charges”, just to remind these piebald fucks who’s REALLY at the top of the food chain?
...alternative headline: Lesbo Discovers She Prefers Dick.
And that lesbo news item segues into yet more INSIGNIFICA:
Finally:
...and here are a few pics of Eva being rudely French:
Yeah, that’ll wake you up in the morning… unlike the rest of the so-called news.
My first thought on reading about the Orcas was “looks like they finally got fed up with the pox-ridden whale watchers”
Re: your query about getting over the dead dogs in hollywood – of course they won’t, not with so many suckers to milk. P.T. Barnum, call your office. The non suckers are too few & far between. I, for one, have made a holy vow to never look at another Star Wars pic until I receive credible reports we get to see Jar Jar Binks being fed into a woodchipper.
Star Wars 2 & 3 would have been much better had they kept Binks as a Sith.
I have no idea what either if you are talking about. Then again, I only ever watched the first three Star Wars movies.
In the prequel trilogy’s 1st film, there was a comic relief character that was “clumsy” but his clumsiness always redounded to his advantage and he always seemed to be in just the right place at just the right time.
This led to a fan theory that he was in reality a hidden Sith Lord using the force to twist things his way while simply looking like a buffoon to cover for it.
The character was widely panned by those we now call “the woke” as a racist caricature, though, so in the 2nd and 3rd films of that series he was moved WAY into the background and no more hijinks ensued from him either.
I have vowed to not see any John Wicks movie until I receive credible reports that the theme song has been changed to the Ogden Edsl song, “Dead Puppies.”
RE: Eva Green, as the conversation went in Casino Royale when her character, Vesper, introduced herself to Bond, “I’m the money”, followed by a quick perusal by Bond with the quip, “Every penny of it.”
Yeah, she’s hot, same was Famke Jannsen was and is *drools*