And in this, the (extended) 300th(!) News Roundup, a segue:
From our Dear Leader:
...has anyone told him that the Covidiocy is over?
...probably for the best — he’d only fuck things up irretrievably by referring to Belgium as “Germany”.
And in other LGBTOSTFU News:
...doesn’t matter because nobody watches women’s tennis. Might as well let giraffes play, as well.
In the Dept. of (In)Justice files:
...so can we expect Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden to be indicted soon, for precisely the same offense as Trump is supposed to have committed?
...yeah, but she’s a Democrat. Forgive me for sounding cynical.
In ShowBiz! News:
...never mind, Disney will cast Amy Schuler as Jack Sparrow in the next episode, and all will be well. Also:
...”accidentally”.
...he’s been a total tool for over forty years; why should he change now? And speaking of tools:
...please adjust your target coordinates accordingly, because he’s worse than Daddy.
...just another feather in the cap of the Biden administration’s foreign policy (see: Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, etc.).
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! Or not.
From the Dept. of Child Molestation Education:
...looking at the next Teacher Of The Year, here.
...that’s nice of you, but it’s not going to forestall the hangings. And speaking of people to be hanged:
...mind the step, Fatboi.
And in your favorite INSIGNIFICA:
...and if anyone actually understands what any of that means, you need to get a life. Also: “Snoochie” sounds like a euphemism for a lady’s love tunnel.
And finally:
...”incredible” being the mot juste. Honestly, if Salma isn’t the sexiest woman alive, then she’s #1(a). Or the rating criteria are totally screwed up.
It’s a fine way to end the 300th Roundup, anyway.
That evacuation from Taiwan? They’re only planning it. And I fail to see how this is news: any Foreign Office worth their salt should have evacuation plans for every country and those should be updated regularly.
“any Foreign Office worth their salt”
Let me know when you find one.
Touché.
why depend on government for your exist strategy anyplace?
Remember Hurricane Katrina and the failure of Ray “School Bus” Nagin, Kathleen Empty Head Blanco etc. They wouldn’t evacuate a city built below sea level between the storm coming from the ocean and a huge lake on the inland side of the city. And that’s a city in the US.
Now add to that the language and culture differences and limited flights out of foreign countries.
JQ
For Pritzker, that gibbet will require a much stouter rope….something in the hawser category.
If it’s unsuccessful, Pritzker just gets strung up again until the goal is reached
Just keep the drop real short – maybe 6″?