Ah yes: let’s play “mock the Southerner”. Then again, rather them than the Juneteenth celebrants.
...and for once, playing “Guess The Race?” is completely redundant.
Our new feature, Anus News:
...as the next item will reveal:
…
And speaking of assholes:
...he should have charged them with theft, or shot them on site. See the link for details.
Some Pervert News:
...actually, no. We really, really hate you.
...I think “Hang The Groomer” should be part of every right-thinking curriculum.
...see above.
Some news from the Bureaucracy:
...clearly, the local government doesn’t have enough to do — which, if you’ve ever been to Galveston, you’d know isn’t true. Everything that’s wrong with government is contained in this report.
International News:
...frankly, I’m amazed at their restraint.
...ah yes, the argument between the Gourd Group and the Sandal Followers rages on, yea unto the 21st century.
...shoddy reporting. Was it a hatchet? a logger’s axe? or did the shithead go Full Viking? Whatever, the KiwiGov is going to doubleplus ban it. I think that all restaurants should be closed, to end this vicious cycle of mass attacks on diners. (What? it’s the same argument they use for guns.)
...I first read that as “Anal sex”. Never mind; carry on, nothing to see here.
And speaking of stuff not worth seeing, how about a little INSIGNIFICA:
...sexist bastards.
In in our Paige Three section, someone not Spirinac:
And away we go down the road, putting all this behind us.
What the actual fuck is a “golf influencer?” Isn’t that what used to be called whores and gold-diggers?
Now they are sugar-babies, influencers, and yachters.
I watched a youchube video about Tiger Wood’s ex, the other day. They presented her as a sweet, Swedish girl done wrong by her man, but I am inclined to think she is a great long-con artist who knew exactly what the plan was for her mark from the get-go … $100 million. She hung around the tour for a couple years before the marriage and everyone had to know that TW was a major-league cockhound that marriage was unlikely to cure. The guy was begging to get exactly what he got … plus twins for god’s sake. There was no way he wasn’t going all-in for that and it cost him 100 large.
The cartoon at the start is from a comic strip called Li’l Abner. It was quite popular from the 30s through the 50s. Some believe that the tv show “the Beverly Hillbillies” was based on the comic strip. It was a rather good comic.
Juneteenth murders and shootings, we all know the answers.
Enough of this smut in schools. Teach the mechanics and leave the techniques to figure out on their own. Teachers and administrators are pushing this stuff onto children at inappropriate ages. It’s disgusting.
Joe Biden allowed the Taliban to resume power. never forget that. After WW2 the US kept a huge presence in Germany, Italy and Japan for decades. We still have important military bases in those countries. We should have stayed in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I don’t know who Pacheco is, but between her and Spiranac, I just might take up golf.
JQ
Hence the term “influencers”.
Re: school smut: M̶i̶n̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶t̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶s̶®̶ Pedophiles are on track to be the new black. Mark my words.
Said that back in the ’90’s. Pedophiles then were what homosexuals were in the ’50’s.
Now homosexuality is not just mainstream but damn near mandatory. Pedo’s are right in line behind them.
Taliban:
I’m sure the Taliban are conducting lots of “private” executions;
the public ones are just to make a point with the local populace.
Tsk, tsk. Such cynicism in one so young…
“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.”
– George Bernard Shaw
Two thoughts, slightly connected;
1) Hating the Alphabet Activists is granting them too much importance. Loathe, yes.
2) It won’t be the case, but wouldn’t it be nice if that ‘Christian’ University’s class on the Art of Drag emphasized that persons in drag were supposed to look like actual women, not trolls who rolled in glue and ran through Walmart’s jewelry section.