Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Quote of the day:

“It was a robbery that didn’t go well for the robbers.” — San Antonio Police Chief William McManus

Seems as though a man went to draw money from an ATM, whereupon two choirboys approached him to ask him to donate to their church fund*.  Apparently, they used the wrong terminology and body language, because our ATM cardholder shot them both dead on the spot.


*according to their relatives, no doubt.

 

5 comments

  1. society would be much better with an epidemic of criminal removal.

    Now, once these stiffs have been identified, sue their estate for emotional harm etc. The bank might have the entire incident on film

    1. What estate? If they’re typical of free lance socialists, they come from a family that immediately spent every dollar that ever came into their possession, dating at least back to the LBJ “Great Society” welfare act.

    1. Sorry. Duly amended, although the report contained no more info than my executive summary.

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